I once walked into a doorframe & gave myself a concussion. (23, ♉, 🇳🇿)
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some of my favorite mutuals post entirely about things that i do not understand or care about and our dms are barren like a desert. and yet the warmth of that big hot sun remains between us
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#ugh i wish i kept more of my melty stuff from my fire LMAO#i think the only scuffed toy i have is a lps snowbunny with a burn mark on it
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girl is that a chihuahua in your purse or is your penis trembling and barking and. detached from your body
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I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I'm almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I'm gonna build in there when I'm done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!
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can we PLEASE normalize bisexual women with warm brown eyes and big bouncy titties and a fat ass and juicy pussy
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#me tryna start dating again....yes i'm free all day on my days off but also i need to hibernate for 99% of my free time#unless planned far enough in advance that i can Mentally Prepare#i had a customer ask me out after work and i was like 'we'll see if i have energy by the end of shift haha :)' knowing full well i wouldn't
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Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
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#crunchy/hard for sure man#i can't even count the number of times i go off eating chicken bc there's a little bone in a chunk and i just wanna vomit haha
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i may be going through a bit of a crisis, but i'm also really curious: adults, if you're comfortable sharing, could you reply/put in the tags what your current profession/area of study is? no need to be specific if you don't want to!!
#so i have a software engineering degree & have held tech-y positions in the past but i'm currently on a working holiday visa in canada#so staying out of the industry until i at least have PR (and just because i have really bad imposter syndrome hahaha)#but currently i work as a server and i really love it!! i love meeting so many new people (i work by the airport so LOTS of intriguing folk#) and the food at our restaurant is SUPER good#plus i get to make my own drinks & bartending is lots of fun soo yeah!!#also tips are nice haha i wouldn't work as a server for like min wage alone bc it can still be a stress#but i just feel super comfy in this role & it's nice having a job where i can leave work AT work#like i just go in for my shift & once it's done i go home & don't have to think about it until my next shift#whereas tech is SO stressful man and usually very overworked & constant#my dad has an IT job he's worked for over 10 years and still is constantly doing work outside of his normal hours for no extra pay#i just hate the work culture in the tech industry lmao but also i'm still glad i got my degree because it's something to fall back on#i know i could earn more from a tech job but i'm happy with the income i get#when i don't have my youthful looks & energy it'll serve me well to get a tech job LMAO
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also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so
i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website
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twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman
tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses
discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform
youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification
reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the removal of third-party API support
facebook: my mom is on there
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genuinely can't believe i left nz almost a year ago 😭😭😭 time goes too fast it scares me
#after i get in my next paycheck i'll probably finish off my PR application ahh... i'm kinda freaked out abt it bc it's expensive & confusing#i wish everything was more plainly worded haha#but hopefully i can be approved so i can visit home again without being worried about getting denied reentry to canada haha
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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
#boutta take SO many managers' skins#imma literal sponge at work lmao at my last restaurant i literally taught my manager how to do something on my very second day#and was already showing other newbies how to use the system (it was a seasonal job so everyone started at the same time#but i started on the first day the restaurant was open while others had staggered first days lmao)
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