when mom isn’t gaming
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hire this man
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"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
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OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism
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Kristoff to his future son
Kristoff: Sven, you were named after the bravest--
Sven: Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
Kristoff: Yes.
Sven: I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.
Kristoff:
Kristoff:
Kristoff: Yes.
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At my husband's job in a huge party supply store, around Halloween, they use the code "make-up expert in aisle five." They have no make-up experts. It is a very clever code that means "this fucking asshole is seriously asking me which make-up is best for blackface, please send all fifteen black employees to aisle five."
Ok, that’s kind of funny.
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I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
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Okay this is really fracking cute, you need to be stopped.
Some sketchy Danny
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birbmachine
check it check the one two three ever time the whilstle of pat a backbrid
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Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
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