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Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.
I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.
We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.
I���m terrible at chess.
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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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"I don't wanna bother you"
Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

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Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style
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it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.
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