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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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Clouds.

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oh we thought we killed a god and left it to rot but yeah. turns out that was basically just some guy or a vessel or whatever and the actual god was the rot itself. yeah im like super into decaying now. yeah the eternal rot. thats why im decomposing. get this though. the corpse of the god we killed? fresh as a patch of flowers

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fitter happier but its the tiktok girl ai

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tiktok tts lady voice: We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death! 😃

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fuck you [mspaints your earthmover

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tragic. they found an angel stcuk tangled in the telephone wires outsside your house. sorruy. yeah we dont know how to get it out cus anyone who approached the divine light of their holy aura got obliterated. yeah we forgot their names. it'll probably get free sooner or later. dont go outside

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why do i have this gif saved. when would i even use this

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im doing a photoseries its called If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home By Now

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*opens my wallet and blood gushes out*

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