table-top-pop-rockz

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Haven: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Nyx: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Nen: I got distracted about halfway through.

Khamar: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

~Kane

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Nyx: Change is inedible.

Haven: Don't you mean inevitable?

Nyx, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

~Fin

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Khamar, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Haven: That’s just a trash can.

Khamar: It sure is!

~Fin

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Nen: Care for another sundae, weenie?

Khamar: I am not a weenie!

Haven: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises xir drink*

Khamar: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.

Nyx: You tell ‘em, Khamar! *sips her drink*

Khamar: Nyx, what’re you doing here?

Nyx: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

~Kane

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Lilith: Shit.

Maxi: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Damaia: OH MY GOD ACE FELL OFF!!!

~Kane

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Lilith: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Ace: Thank you

Lilith: I didn't say that was a good thing

Ace: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

~Kane

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Haven: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Khamar: That's why I carry two swords!

~Fin

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Khamar: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Haven: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Nyx: I personally was created in a lab.

Nen: I just straight up spawned lol.

~Fin

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Lilith to Damaia: Aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just want to go apeshit?

~Kane

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[Ace showing the party the newest contest he entered them in]

Damaia: Ace, why do you have Fred listed as a prize?

Ace: What? No, i put him under the pride section, as in the things your proud of!

Lilith: It's a 'z' ace! Prize!

Maxi: Did you even read it?!

Ace: Well yeah, I gave it a once over, duh.

Lilith: Damn it Ace, your illiteracy has screwed us over yet again!

~Kane

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Lilith: Every conversation with you people gets more and more absurd-

Maxi: You say "you people" like we're not part of a party! Well i've got news for you pal. You're already on the christmas card.

~Kane

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Nen: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Nen and Nyx, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Haven: Our turn, Khamar! One, two, three- vanilla!

Khamar, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

~Fin

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Ace, to Maxi: I have no idea what to tell Galahad on our date!

Maxi: it's easy! just tell him "you're handsome"

Ace, on said date: Hey i wanted to tell you, I'm handsome!

Galahad: ??????

~Kane

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[the party, eating dinner together]

Demaia: can you pass the salt please?

Maxi, throws Lilith across the table: here

~Kane

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Maxi: I prevented a murder today.

Damaia: Really? How’d you do that?

Maxi: self control.

~Kane

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Ace: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Maxi: You and me!!!

Ace, tearing up: Okay.

~Kane

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Haven: Khamar and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's—

Khamar: Sentences.

Haven: Don't interrupt me

~Fin