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don’t fuck with me the tumblr bots find me funny enough to rb my posts
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everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car
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help girl i stayed in the petco aftwr closing and their putting me in the cage
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“You will pay for this, Karen.”
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New pc setup folks what do you think of it
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An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time
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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
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going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana
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once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
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