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arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

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My 3 moods

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you’re better than that

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white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

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do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT

me every single time (via suspend)

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Truth.

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you: yikes

me, an intellectual: yicycles

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By the way, a cautionary tale

If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones

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Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America?

“You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?”

$34,000 a year, no college needed?

God forbid you take an honest job $7,000 above Michigan’s average cost of living line.

“You don’t wanna be a ditch digger.”

Bitch, I was making $15 an hour, post tax, doing exactly that, the fuck is wrong with it? (Other than it was physically exhausting.)

We need to help America, as a whole, understand that college is not, and should not be he only option, and that there is NO SHAME in trade school or even getting a career right out of high school.

I, personally, know plumbers making $80,000+ a year. Better than most 4 year degree workers.

We need plumbers, janitors, truck-drivers, garbage collectors, machinists, to keep this nation running smoothly. And they deserve respect for what they do.

Miss me with your classist bullshit.

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College is hard as FUCK but don’t give up. :)

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Gave my princess bantu knots today and she loves them 💕

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lmao funny how cosmo is like “stop with the thick dark brows!! that’s so 2016” like honey it’s not 2016 i’ve had thick dark brows every year of my life and you don’t get to be positive towards me when my natural features are in trend after y'all made me feel like shit for so long and then criticize me for keeping my eyebrows the way they were and always have been even after they go out of style

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i know hes a dog but hes serving PUSSY