god's sleepiest jester (she/her, xe/xem/xeir)
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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled
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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled
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wait a minute..... these arent my memories
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Place to belong | Engaged shuake-very akechi centric comic
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if my extended family says anything cringe to me over thanksgiving dinner then i'm going to explain neopronouns to my eight year old cousin
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i dont know if im going to be on nauhgty or nice list
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hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)
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If techno was alive he'd have logged on while jack and Tommy were having their emotional moment, waited for the shock to wear off, said 'technoblade' in chat and then logged off
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ok well this blew my mind
This is also true with filmmakers. Western filmmakers pan their cameras mostly left to right and Iranian filmmakers do right to left.
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Remember when Starbucks released a July 5th/independence day reusable cup and for an inexplicable reason the design was the l’manburg flag?
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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I hate that the world is like that now.
#im so sorry this happened to you#i hope youre in a much better place now with actually nice friends#and yeah absolutely. im still amazed tommy can go on and keep creating abd interacting with ppl the way he does
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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
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