god's sleepiest jester (she/her, xe/xem/xeir)
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And I said: I do not want to be great, I want to be loved.
– Sue Zhao
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i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout
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babe wake up new shoe just dropped
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here
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it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"
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wait a bunch of ppl ( in mexico i belive) got togheter and made a mini movie where everyone is poorly pretending to be french in retaliation for the dogshit emilia perez musical this is awesome tjhey all have little mustaches drawn on with sharpie and are spealing the worst french ever
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Can’t win when making a fantasy protagonist. Simple farm dweller? Cliche. High noble born? Cliche. Raised to be the chosen one? Cliche. Painfully ordinary middle class middle aged British man with no talents? Every character ever played by Martin Freeman.
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they should invent a brain that doesn’t tell you mean things at night time
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Gentle reminder that they almost definitely planted evidence on Luigi and arrested him to distract from the fact that the real UHC shooter got away with killing a billionaire. One of us successfully killed a billionaire and one of us could successfully do it again
#i hope whoever did this is safe and i hope luigi gets out and sues everyone into the fucking ground
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Hello, I hope this day is treating you well! I saw on another ask you recently watched hunter x hunter. I’d love to know your general thoughts on the show and who your fav character was.
i went into hunter x hunter expecting your typical shonen battle anime full of shonen tropes and was pleasantly surprised to find that this anime seemed to enjoy turning all of these tropes on its head.
there’s this big ass tournament that’s meant to decide if you’re a hunter or not, okay the main protagonist is actually gonna win by getting his ass kicked. there’s an edgy character with a tragic backstory who has the makings of going full sasuke and becoming a rival, nope, best friends til the end of time. a super long arc involving a hyper intense battle of overpowered dbz type characters that’s resolved by the villian embracing his humanity. i love it.
and obviously killua is the best character.
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9/11 could have only happened in the early 2000s the culture was just different back then you could do these things
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I think you should do something crazy to fix the big problem
anyone else getting anons trying to make them kill people
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