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The littlest things we know to be small = debut literary fiction

The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

Wendy Jenkins is Scared of Commitment = romance with a cartoon cover of gay people

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If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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Your job is simple, you only have to do 3 things

Fuck women in a homosexual manner

Rode the train to places you want to visit

Advocate for public infrastructure improvements

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don't mind me, just thinking about how in every other graphic novel cover, the d20 is in the air, bouncing away from them, just out of reach, almost mocking them as it determines their fates. but for the suffering game, taako is on his knees, front and center, pinning it to the ground, umbra staff at the ready. has he got a fuckin' idea for you.

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i went from being a man trapped in an iron suit to being a man freed by it.

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Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

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everyone thinks their own personal favorite character is The Most Character Ever but they all pale in comparison to pearl stevenuniverse. she’s a neurotic, uptight, perfectionist, infodump-ballerina turned soccer-MILF-lesbian-bitch-magnet who’s seduced half the female cast of the show. she’s a former slave. she’s the veteran of a thousand year war. she’s such a talented engineer she once built an entire working spaceship in one night. she’s deeply in love with the main character’s dead mother to the point where it’s the focus of her entire personal arc. she’s a terrifyingly talented swordfighter. she’s almost unanimously agreed among fans to be autistic. she has a collection of phone numbers stored in the pocket dimension inside her brain that she’s never called because she doesn’t know what phone numbers are. shes an overprotective adoptive mother. she’s an extremely advanced AI. she’s a personified rock in a children’s cartoon who spends almost her entire screen-time singing musical-theatre-style-ballads or committing genuinely grievous interpersonal ills spawning threads of discourse more rancid then the depths of hell.  hey where are you going i’m not done yet i haven’t even mentioned the how she caused the toilet paper crisis of 2020 or how she spent the first 4 and a half seasons biochemically incapable of getting therapy 

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Ao3 being down for the second time is the equivalent of my husband returning from war just to be hit by a car

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Hi I want to ride you until you’re worn down into a nub

ok miss pencil sharpener pussy

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They are studying us in petri dishes

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Older adult seeing you for the first time in a while: "wow! Hey! I hate your hair and clothing choices! How are you doing?"

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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ANGELINA JOLIE & ELIZABETH MITCHELL Gia (1998), dir. Michael Cristofer

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tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

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im aware how stupid this sounds but sometimes I forget how funny TAZ is? Like yeah obviously it’s a comedy podcast but when all is said and done what sticks with me is the strong familial bonds and the heartwarming moments and the parts that made me cry, etc etc

and then I go relisten and remember that Kepler canonically holds the world record for the most water-parks per capita, and the thundermen defeated a monster by delivering it a subpoena, and amber gris once purposely pissed her pants to escape a tricky situation (and griffin made justin roll for it), and the characters have names like barry bluejeans and jake coolice and schlabethany