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How to get an INTP to hate you

Patronize them.

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HEY FLORIDA.

The governor just stated if you can’t get out of any mandatory evacuation, whether for fuel or any reason at all, call 1-800-955-5504, right now! The’ll help if you don’t have money, if you have pets, etc. They want you to call NOW because there is time to help you. (I guess signal boosting this is an upside to being subjected to the weather channel while living utterly landlocked.)

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see now your functions write a  full story youre welcome

New cognitive functions

North East

NIce

South East

Security Insight

TIger

TErrible tiger

Fucking Everyone

FiddlestIcks : /

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New cognitive functions

North East

NIce

South East

Security Insight

TIger

TErrible tiger

Fucking Everyone

FiddlestIcks : /

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What shitty motherfucker let this happen my aNGEL NAME IS FUCKING KAUBHEL. TRY PRONOUNCING IT.

MY ANGEL NAME IS COWBELL

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

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a good april fools prank is sending my paypal money

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I can confirm that I, a NE user, cannot actually see using my own eyeballs....

How have we missed this?!

i think ive found a trend in myers briggs!!! its a long shot i know but–reblog this if ur an se user and u can see things 👀

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hey mio m8 what does it mean if I have an identity crisis too much to know what the heck I am, MBTI or otherwise. Where is My: idnetity I'm dying

It’s really easy to have an identity crisis in relation to mbti. It’s really easy to kind of mold yourself suggestion wise to whatever they say each function is, because a lot of the phrases are over arching suggestions that can be interpreted in a very broad way. 

It can also be signs of Ne, as it is notorious for questioning itself and whether it’s actually there or not. ENxPs are often mistype because of that. 

What I would do is try and sit down and maybe write out some stuff about yourself. What are your primary values? What do you typically spend your free time doing? What do think would be most helpful to you as a person?

If you can’t think of anything, try asking some others, and take some time to reflect on the answers. Self discovery an identity aint somthing you just wake up one day knowing, it takes time, reflection, and experimentation to figure out the kind of person you are and what you’re about.

I believe in you dude

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Ho ho ho You've been visited😱😱 by the tertFe gang! 🙌😱👌 If u recieve 🙏10 of these messages💌💌 u are a truu certified asshole🍆💦💦 if u recieve 5 u are an average ExTP😩👌 if u recieve 1 u are a fi user 🙏😩😵💦send this to 5 other tert Fes😍👏

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why are infps so sleepy this is not a joke setup i am just such a sleepy little motherfucker and WHY

Have you considered activating your Si and have it punch you straight from sleepy daydreams into reality let me tell you it becomes a wild ride I’ve lived through it myself and it’s something alright

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*touches your face gently* entp 4. nice. btw any wings?

The only wings that matter to me right now is the wings album by bts ive become a kpop fan please save me

(I’m 4w3)

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ENTP Summarized:

I just realized not only is my shirt is inside out but so are my fucking pants how on earth did I not even-

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ENTP Gothic Gothic

You got to search for MBTI gothic. There’s a few Ns floating around, not the ESTJ you were looking for. There’s an ENTP gothic post. Then another. Your screen is all ENTP gothic posts. ENTPs are the gothic. There is no mbti, just ENTP. The gothic fad was merely a cover to reveal the truth you’ve dreaded all along.

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Oh man i wish i could have figured out that people can plan self care and times of solitude sooner this is so awkward omg im so sorry everyone : ' (

dear extroverts

just because our weekend plans don’t include going outside, it doesn’t mean they aren’t plans. thanks, introverts.

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Apparently Nickelodeon wants to build an attraction in Palawan, Philippines . 

This might seem fun for some people, but for us it’s not. 

You see, Palawan is known for its non-commercialized islands and untouched beaches. There are only a few resorts in there, and the government limits tourism population there. Here are some pictures of our beautiful islands:

Nickelodeon, however, wants to capitalize the island of Coron, Palawan. They’re going to build a resort and theme park there. They claim that they want to “spread environmental awareness” but they’re really not. Building this resort will disrupt the marine ecosystem; thus destroying the environment there. Also, Palawan is our last ecological frontier in the Philippines. If they’re going to continue to do this, more and more big companies will cash-in to commercialize Palawan- and I really do not want that to happen.

I know petitions won’t do much, but at least we can prove a point that Palawan should not be disrupted. Please sign this petition, so that it will not only show that us Filipinxs don’t want this, but people from different countries as well. Please spread it around as well, so that people from different countries can be aware of what Nickelodeon is doing.

Ang aming kalikasan ay hindi dapat sirain. Maraming salamat po.

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tagged by my cool dude istperson

stay radical my friend

1. What is the lamest joke you’ve ever heard?

What color is a burger? Burgerndy.

2. What was the biggest risk you took throughout your life so far?

Staying in a class I got two F-s in on the large assignments.

I do a lot of other stupid stuff too if it counts but I don’t count them as risks so much as “hey what if we jumped off the spectators railing and onto the gymnastic mats that’d be fun rite”

3. What’s your favourite type of plant?

There’re a couple that just have personal meaning to me. We’ve always had a Japanese maple outside my house, and I prune it every year for the past couple years. I used to hide under it when I was little, so it just has a lot of sentimental value to me.

I also like Aloe, because it’s useful and easy to maintain, and I love sunflowers despite the fact I still haven’t figured out how to keep them standing in my backyard.

4. What was the last thing you watched on YouTube?

A Troye Sivan cover

5. What personality trait do you think someone might hate you for?

I have the tendency to immediately shut down ideas I deem useless/impossible/irrelevant without explaining why. I’ve gotten a looot better about taking the time to try and share my mindset about it lately, but at the same time I know I’ve hurt a lot of feelings without meaning to for the sake of efficiency.

6. Ask any friend this question and give me their reply (word for word): “If I were an animal, what animal do you think I’d be?”

[2:56:01 PM] One (1) Crow: I see you as oddly enough smth small but affectionate if it makes sense [2:56:10 PM] One (1) Crow: Like a cat [2:56:37 PM] One (1) Crow: But I could also see you as a bird :0c

[2:57:00 PM] One (1) Crow: A finch actually [2:57:12 PM] One (1) Crow: I can see you beep

7. What’s your favourite genre (Mystery/Action/Fantasy/Romance/etc.)?

Probably Fantasy or mystery. They’re the two genres I read the most anymore- that and poetry. I’ve been studying a lot of poetry for my degree lately and I found that I actually love poetry.

8. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?

Freeze for sure dude, it’d numb you out, and preserve your body neatly for whoever found you

9. What would be the meanest thing you’d ever do to someone if they took your only mechanical pencil and never gave it back?

Probably nothing, I might say something rude to them about it, but that’s all. It’s not worth getting in a fight over.

10. Why are you friends with your closest friend?

Just time and similar interests I guess? We clicked right away when we met, and then just spent a lot of time working on projects together until we were just telling each other everything.

11. Pick one of the questions I answered and answer it yourself

2. what’s your favourite lyric line (include the song)?

“Some patients can’t be saved but that burden’s not on you.”  Wake by the Antlers

Im not really feeling tagging now, but hey I’m back in case y’all were wondering

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I FORCIBLY MAKE MYSELF LOG ONTO THE MBTI TUMBLR FANDOM

I open my laptop

Hair: unwashed

Lunch: reheated leftovers again

Cognitive functions: gripped tighter than my fleeting sense of childhood