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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Late autumn evening moon

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we keep getting the same ad for some law firm over and over again while trying to watch The Stuff in a call so i've just been in mspaint doing this to it

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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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Hating specific ships as a multishipper is so funny. It's like: "I'm cool with most ships. Except that one. It knows what it did."

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no character is safe from the slutty half up half down

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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent

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THE WAY HE SHOOK HIS HEAD AFTER BEING SPUN AROUND HE’S SO CUTEEEE!❤️Don’t spin Shadow around anymoreeee he’s dizzy and doesn’t like it!🥺🥺

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Do you know who prevs icon is?

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WE WILL ROCK YOU

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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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I love all of the characters’ designs in Sonic movies! But they are also so strangely funny to me like-

“The MIGHTIEST WARRIOR ON THE GALAXY”

and this little sweet guy pulls up I’m like “dis your warrior?

Then they are like

“The ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. He only knows PAIN and VENGEANCE.”

Nah that’s a little sad kitten

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Maria and Shadow having a little stroll