synthcrow
HIGHLY IMPORTANT CROWBOLD
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it/she MOST POWERFUL BIRDPOSTER ON PLANET MIRTH. ΘΔ. I AM THE "PEST" IN "PESTO". I AM AN ADULT. PFP by crowtaur. caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw cawcaw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw cawcaw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw cawcaw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw tell me I said hi
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synthcrow · 35 minutes ago
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little known trick but flint is short for flintoris
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synthcrow · 47 minutes ago
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truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
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synthcrow · 57 minutes ago
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the world has been split in half... to the large hemisphere, and the small hemisphere
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synthcrow · 13 hours ago
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synthcrow · 13 hours ago
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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!
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synthcrow · 13 hours ago
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lizardgirls like
*scurry* *scurry*
*hide under*
*tail lash*
*bite and latch on*
*cling to nearest heat source*
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synthcrow · 13 hours ago
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b <- i made this with my keyboard. anything is possible
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synthcrow · 13 hours ago
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Kobold Collage
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synthcrow · 14 hours ago
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My part of a little art trade with @bogmonstergirl
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synthcrow · 18 hours ago
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synthcrow · 18 hours ago
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The kiosk demo version of Donkey Kong 64 contains early dialogue for rescuing Diddy Kong whereby he uncharacteristically taunts Donkey Kong by saying "HA, FOOL, YOU'VE LET ME GO!"
This was likely a joke by the developers, as the main area of Jungle Japes, where Diddy Kong would be rescued, is inaccessible in the demo and only the development team was intended to see this message.
The footage above shows the dialogue in action by modifying the demo's version of the area to be playable.
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synthcrow · 19 hours ago
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The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...
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synthcrow · 2 days ago
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super underrated part of the Star Wars Holiday Special is when Chewbacca’s shitty elderly toothless father takes a brief break from freaking the fuck out over his missing son to sit in his VR jackoff machine and get so horny hes babbling and shaking, on Space Christmas day
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synthcrow · 2 days ago
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「 IN COSMIC WONDER & CREATION 」 🪐
portrait commission for nightveilnocturne
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I feel like there should be more dodo furries in the world
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