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the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

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thinking about how my old university's automatic email generation gave my friend Andy Ryan the email address ARYAN88

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this guy just raps numbers

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Wolf time

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sassy bird for rimebird 

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i need to be dnd 5e's biggest hater in order to offset the sheer volume of people who refuse to even look at other games

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

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this is one of my favourite vines of all time and since vine went down, i want to upload it for the sake of everyone being able to experience it.

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SKARMORY FROM POKÉMON STADIUM 2

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A traffic camera in Montreal

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Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

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time sensitive question how flirt boy