synestheticastiel

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Thank you for the tag!!! rules: go to pinterest, search “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard from the first nine images. no need to mention your name

I'm tagging @gayngelofthelordlovesdean @grey-edges @tehjojo @mysticalexpertdaze @spnsmile and anyone else who wants to!!

rules: go to pinterest, search “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard from the first nine images. no need to mention your name

thanks for the tag @compactdiscmp3 AT LAST SOMEONE TAGS ME ON SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE SPOTIFY 💕💕 also this is funnn

like half of this isn't me at all but. I want to make beautiful things even if nobody cares might be my motto. my tumblr bio.

tagging @transbuck @superhell @princelabia @arabriddler @alanabloommd @baconpncakes @raytoroinmybackpack @orfeoarte and like whoever wants to kiss me on the mouth. I am tagging you.

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When it was Fiction

I’d think about how bad it would hurt,

If I ever drove the route I’d take to your house knowing that’s not my destination,

I’d think about how my stomach would feel,

When I hear the songs we would sing while you’d pour me a glass of wine,

I’d think about how my tears would taste,

Waking up and knowing there will be no message from you,

I’d think about the taste of your tongue,

and the smell of your hair,

and feel of your touch,

and your beard when it gets long,

The creak of the hard wood when we stood in your room and held each other,

“You smell like weird candy”,

The color yellow.

I’d think about that annoying strip at the bottom of your tv,

I’d think about standing on my tippy toes to reach the light when I got to your house before you,

I’d think about how the oven makes it hot,

and the windows don’t do much,

and you’d trace an ice cube across my skin,

I’d think about the way you kissed my neck,

and touched my hips,

and rolled me over,

I’d think about your raspy voice.

I’d think about our first kiss,

I jokingly told you no,

The way you sat up and gave me the smallest peck,

Moon River.

I’d think about your eyes,

The sweetest sadness lay in them,

“Melancholy” I said,

Your boxy shirts.

Your pile of hats.

Your cook books.

I’d think about the way your lips would form my name,

My love.

I’d think about your soft soul,

your ability to love deeply,

your constant worrying,

your fears,

I’d think about the things we never got to do,

The food you never cooked me,

The movies we never saw,

The way you’d exclaim when I said something inappropriate,

I’d look at our photos,

and listen to your voice memos,

I’d read our texts from the beginning and watch us fall in love again,

I’d cry until there was nothing left.

Until I was empty.

Until the sun stopped shining and there’s no breeze in the trees,

I’d weep until I heard no sound,

until my voice gave out,

until my lungs last breath,

I’d see you in everything,

Everything.

And I’d think of our last kiss,

I cupped your face in my hands,

I was eager to get home,

It was late.

If only I knew then,

I would have savored it.

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I am but a small and sleepy man

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having to sit at the bus stop looking very serious and calm while

Livin’ La Vida Loca, (Ricky Martin, 1999)

plays in my brain courtesy of bone-conduction headphones like, today I truly know homophobia.

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It is December so lets get festive

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offense but he served absolute cunt here

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came back 7 minutes after syd last posted i’m gonna kill >:(

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Absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely

male characters who are so strange and weird and hairy and uncouth and sharp and goofy and classic archetypes and straight up freaks. they are all transgender to me

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male characters who are so strange and weird and hairy and uncouth and sharp and goofy and classic archetypes and straight up freaks. they are all transgender to me

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The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

THIS STUFF IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW.  Seriously.  It’s saved my ass before.

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[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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“gender math” is still math and therefore i am still bad at it

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“gender math” is still math and therefore i am still bad at it

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So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.