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He rehearsed the script

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You know what, the goncharov people are 1000% more coherent and understandable than the disco elysium people. I know roughly what happens and what the genre and emotional shape of the goncharov is from the delighted shit posting, whereas I am genuinely not even sure what the hell kind of media disco elysium even is or whether it has characters

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Dynamic references to the swinging action of the scythe-like weapons by 止戈zhige

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Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter, momentarily distracted by a beluga whale

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl

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so important for every character to be an idiot, but each in their own unique beautiful way

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tumblr are you telling me something

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I absolutely think adults, especially parents, ascribe manipulative intent to children when they shouldn't and it's absolutely a problem but it's always kind of funny to me when people go online and proclaim that children are incapable of manipulation. When I was three I asked my mom to get my older sibling their favorite candy bar at the grocery story because I knew she'd get me mine too as a reward for being thoughtful and that was way more likely to succeed than if I just asked for a candy bar for me. And it worked. Children scheme at a developmentally appropriate level the trick is not assuming children scheme at an adult level.

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legends and lattes ☕

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