sylvanlibrarian
sylvanlibrarian
May words never fail you.
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26; they/them; been a people pleaser way too long, we are focusing on doing what we actually enjoy (which probably still includes pleasing people, but we look past that)
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sylvanlibrarian · 18 hours ago
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"ANAL / All Nazis Are Losers"
Sticker seen in Vienna, Austria
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sylvanlibrarian · 1 day ago
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if you're currently talking to any hot guys you wanna fuck, go flirt with that man right now, go be a whore and let him know how easy you'd be for him
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sylvanlibrarian · 1 day ago
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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
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sylvanlibrarian · 1 day ago
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yes, yes, yes mean dom very nice we all like it*. But have you considered dom that sees you being mean to yourself and declares “that’s my job”, and then mercilessly fucks you in front of a mirror pulling your hair and making you say nice things about yourself. Threatening to stop if you don’t compliment yourself convincingly enough, or if you can’t keep eye contact with yourself in the mirror.
(* a generalization)
MLM/A OP is a man
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sylvanlibrarian · 1 day ago
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Okay, this is it, this is your notice, its time if you haven't already, delete your account, delete your X account now, stop what you are doing and delete it, delete the app from your phone, now.
X serves the political interests of one man, Elon Musk
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get off the Nazi app, don't use the Nazi app.
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sylvanlibrarian · 1 day ago
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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
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sylvanlibrarian · 1 day ago
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sylvanlibrarian · 1 day ago
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Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.
The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.
What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images
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It is happening again.
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sylvanlibrarian · 1 day ago
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every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me
just give me the top result please
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sylvanlibrarian · 2 days ago
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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sylvanlibrarian · 2 days ago
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"you should use your libby for ebooks" "you shouldn't pirate your ebooks" BITCH you can do both.
Simply borrow the ebook from libby, download it as a .ascm (drm epub thing) on your computer, then run the .ascm file through a drm remover of your choice (third-party plugins in Calibre is what to do). you can then keep the drm-free .epub and return the libby loan. Boom.
Win/win/win.
You get to keep the ebook (ALSO libby usually has high-quality files. so it's better than piracy).
You're borrowing the book from the library. They get their numbers up, you're supporting the author and your library.
You're not holding up the line.
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sylvanlibrarian · 2 days ago
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sylvanlibrarian · 2 days ago
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sylvanlibrarian · 2 days ago
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Honestly, sometimes you need to do manic pixie dream girl shit as a fully 29-year-old man and it's literally okay. I still buy those little perforated Valentines they make for kids to give to each other at school and keep them in my pocket to hand out to cashiers and strangers the first two weeks of February, and it does not matter at all if people think I'm annoying for doing it because I could easily kill myself instead. Take it easy, keep it sleazy.
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