sydney bernice sweeney. 26. actress, producer, mechanic & lover of life, among other things. rp only
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SYDNEY SWEENEY.
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it is yours and yours only, don't worry about it. i'm happy you'll accept it because you're aware there's nothing you can do about it! he probably missed out as well, but hopefully one day he'll get to discover the world of belly rubs. exactly -- before i even get to know about them, i'll just ask if they're into belly rubs or not. if the answer is no, then there's no way that's my future partner. that'd be amazing! i hope you know i'm up for going to austin anytime. we're pretty much alike in many things, have you realized that? it does make sense -- guess i'll just handcuff me to you so we do everything together. did you have a nice easter celebration? hope your family's doing well, send them my greetings! this week works for me, so if you're around let's do it. exactly -- and who doesn't want to make money, right? might as well make money off us while they still can. okay, you've got a point there! plus, i do like surprises. i have enough time to start planning a birthday surprise for you, so i guess we'll both do our best to impress the other. well, the licking thing will probably lead to something else -- but unless you're against that, i wouldn't mind at all. i still need to find something about you i don't like, but for the time being i just haven't. am i a good kisser? that's good to know. well, i suppose we'll have to make out in public to feed the rumours -- such a sacrifice, i know. a taste contest with cupcakes? that's probably the best idea you've ever had -- we can even rate them and bake stuff together to judge afterwards. i think we'll be able to fill the time if we're both awake, don't you agree? i can't be that bad to stay up with you all night. let's do a survey so we settle this for once and all, but i'll be so pleased when i say i told you so after the survey results reveal that your crush on me is so obvious. of course, there are worse things out there than getting to be my personal photographer! i don't believe you're a creep, but you are obsessed with me -- so, people going into your room might be right about some of it. you can always nap if you're tired the next morning, it won't be too bad. i'll go to texas to yell at your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous, it's all their fault. i'm looking forward to that, then! are you going to dine and wine me in your birthday suit, too? @gtpowell
that's what i was hoping to hear -- because i would put a stop to anyone else calling you that since that's my nickname for you! and you're right, i know you well enough to know that you will use it to your advantage, i might as well accept that. you truly have been missing out, and jonathan missed out as well because giving belly rubs is the best as well. with your next partner, you just better demand that they give you belly rubs right from the start, that way it's out there! i feel like i need to take you to austin and take you to some of my favorite stomping grounds -- you'd fit right in at all of them. same here! i've never been picky and i don't see myself starting anytime soon! i think that's another reason why we get along so well! well, if we're going to do everything together from now on, that only makes sense, right? since everything is more fun with you around and all. i've gone home to texas for easter -- but what are you doing next week? i can wine and dine you some time then. we have amazing chemistry, there's no denying that, so you're right they will want to use that to their advantage and make more money off us, right? i like surprising you by saying random things i like about you though, writing them all down takes away from that! i was going to say, i have a while before your birthday is here, so i've got time to work on a good present for you! well, licking on me after i take you to dinner does sound like a solid idea, though it's safe to say that might lead to a whole lot of something else too. wait now, there's nothing about me that you don't like? well, i like hearing that. i was thinking making out in public would be a solid idea since we want to sell us being in a relationship after all, right? and it works in both of our favors since you're a pretty good kisser as well. pssh, you're always going to be nice to me! it is impossible to pick one flavor, which is why i went with two! and i like the way you think, we'll have a taste test contest with the cupcakes! alright, if i can't sleep when we have our sleepover, i'll wake you up and you can keep me company. however, will we fill the time though with us both being up? i like to believe that my crush on you isn't obvious at all, so no one knows. but if you want to do a survey, i'm about that, because i have a feeling people will be like glen has a crush on sydney? no way! now you might hire me as your photographer? i guess having a second job isn't a bad idea, and i could be doing worse things. i'm pretty sure coming into my room and seeing topless photos of you might scare them away, they might think i'm a creep that's obsessed with my former costar. i'll be glad to have you keep me up, and don't worry, it'll be worth any tiredness i'm feeling the next morning. i'm pretty sure it's my good family genes that make me so handsome, so you need to go yell at my mom and dad! alright, next time you come over i'm answering the door in my birthday suit! || @sydswccn
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playing dumb sounds like the best thing to do in this situation, if you ask me. after all, there's no way we can't stop them from plotting while we're away, and there's no much we can do about it afterwards either. honestly, i'm not surprised at all that they've delayed filming and who knows when it's going to start, so we might as well make plans to see each other since it'll be a little while until we go back to set. and i'm around la, so it works perfectly fine with me! look at you having two kitchen partners, love this for you. the more the merrier, right? strawberry cupcakes it is, then. i've never made them, so it'd be a good opportunity to find out what they taste like. i know you and i can totally picture doing that! but as i said, you're pretty much allowed to do anything you'd like. if anything, i'd take it as a compliment if you found my cupcakes delicious enough to eat all of them! if your palms were sweaty, i promise you did a great job at hiding it -- i feel you, though, because the same thing happened when i had to say my monologue at snl. that's why i haven't given him the talk yet -- i know you wouldn't be with anyone that didn't make you feel safe. still, i think i should give him the talk at some point to scare him -- or would that be too mean of me to do? just want to make sure he treats my friend well, that's all! you think so? darnell should still treat noon a little bit better than me, though -- we don't want him to be jealous, do we? of course, i love the vegas idea! we'll have such a great time for sure. how's promo going, by the way? i've seen your looks and you're incredibly gorgeous in every single outfit, but that's no news. ooh, that's nice! i've recently helped a friend with unpacking, so if you need help i definitely wouldn't mind giving you a hand. glam teams are incredible, aren't they? they're super creative when it comes to coming up with looks -- but you'd look good in anything anyway, so do give your face card some credit. one day i'm so wearing pjs to parties, just watch. love this for us! this is the kind of hyping up i like. @dayamsc
i love the idea of our dogs causing chaos and we'll just act dumb -- like i don't know how that happened or who that was, right? oh, i think it's safe to say they'll get up to a lot of plotting and scheming when we're not looking, they're troublemakers like that after all! well, it looks like we're not going to be filming together soon, after all, i can't believe they've delayed filming even longer! but i'm back in la for a little while, so if you want to get together just let me know! because i've missed seeing that lovely face of yours after all! that's very true, and i've found one good kitchen partner, but i'm going to snatch you up as well for my other good kitchen partner, okay? i love that i can request cupcakes, and now i can't decide which ones i want first, there's so many good flavors, you know? though lately i've been feeling strawberry for some reason. i'm laughing that you could see me doing the same thing as tank -- also pleased to hear that you could never get mad at me. i'm going to keep that in mind if i am ever at your house and you're showering and there are cupcakes to be eaten, because that's exactly what i'll do! thank you! i'll admit my palms were sweaty and i just prayed that i didn't trip up or fall, you know? and i'm glad that no one noticed that i was nervous! yeah, austin is a pretty great date, and honestly puts me at ease. i'm laughing a little at the idea of you giving him the 'if you break her heart, i'll break your bones' kind of talk, though you shouldn't be worried about that because i'm 100% sure my heart is safe with him and he's an amazing support system. hey, i can talk to darnell about treating you like a queen as well, and i'm sure he'll treat you the way he treats noon! you really should go there, because you'll have so much fun! i love that you're onboard for vegas, and we'll have to figure out the best time to go, okay? right now i've got challengers promo and i'm moving into a new place, but once things are settled we'll go! honestly, all your looks have been amazing lately, so go your team! i feel the same way though, my team is amazing and that's why i look the way i do half the time. it would be amazing to get to wear pj's to parties though, wouldn't it? i love that we hype each other up too, and i'll always hype you up! || @sydswccn
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It's very common among us, so hopefully that doesn't make you feel alone on this matter. That's actually very scary because we don't want the audience to know us for only playing one type of character, right? We want to grow and do different things constantly because that's how we end up learning. I agree, if you want a scene many times it sort of loses the magic behind it. I'm sorry, but your children sound way too fun! The teenage years mean that plenty of mocking shall occur, doesn't it? At least they're poking fun at you and they're not rebelling against you, so it could be way worse. How old are your children, by the way? Hopefully the poking fun at you thing doesn't go on for much longer. You could go on with your producer duties and that's a lot to say, so I'm glad you could do it! I haven't decided to sneak out of premieres yet, but who knows if I'll do it at some point? Oh, table reads are so much fun, especially if you notice you've got amazing chemistry with your co-stars -- and as you said, you learn a lot from them as well. @lincolnhq
It's very true, and I know a number of actors don't like watching themselves for a variety of reasons, which I can't ever blame them for given how I feel about it myself. That's my biggest fear in acting though, putting myself in some sort of loop where there's no growth and I'm just repeating things I've done before. That's what makes watching anything of mine feel a bit like shooting myself in the foot. Plus there's a sort of magic to not quite knowing how a scene will turn out or what you'll instinctively do in the moment, yeah? I don't want to mess that up by watching anything and overthinking. Come on, don't encourage my kids by being on their side! I'm very proud of them and they are smart, but I'd say it's more they're teenagers and just like poking fun at me every chance they get. I'm used to this, in case you couldn't tell. But you're right, I at least got my producing duties out of the way without losing my mind, and I appreciate the encouragement from a fellow actor. The middle doesn't sound like a bad place to be, though! You're not like me and sneaking out of your own premieres, at least. I guess I just like doing my self-criticism during scenes or table reads with my co-stars since I always end up learning a lot that way. And laughing a lot, absolutely. | @sydswccn
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you are still young, i promise! and anyway, what's fun about being in your twenties or thirties your whole life? the older you get, the wiser you become -- which is actually a good thing, wouldn't you say? you're definitely full of good vibes and because of that i believe that you'd attract a bunch of puppies if you went to a shelter now. i don't want to be the bad influence that forces you to adopt a puppy, or do i? as long as your cooking is passable, that's all that matters. plus, you can always improve with practice, right? i'm honored that you think i'm easy to adore! coming from you, it means a lot. i'm glad she forgave me, too -- but she's an absolute angel, so i'm pretty sure she'd never stay mad at me for long. the fact that you call your kid's doctor means that you care a lot, so that's amazing! you only want to make sure you're doing things right, like any parent would. i'm glad you think so! many people get pissed when they compare having dogs to having kids and sometimes it's true that they can be similar experiences. oh no, a puppy going through the toddler phase? that's the worst phase ever, but hopefully the pup gets over it soon enough. aw, i love the way you speak about your son -- i also love that you've already started reading to him as well! i'm sure he loves the sound of your voice even if he has no idea of what you're talking about. i bet watching him grow up is going to become the most exciting thing ever -- plus, he'll realize he's got such a great dad. thank you! i'm super excited about the disneyland party and let me say you've had a great idea there. i mean, you can never go wrong with disneyland, especially if kids are involved. it'll be the cutest thing ever to watch him bond with a dog -- he's going to feel so safe around the newest addition in the family. senior dogs deserve all the love, so i figured i should give love to some old pup waiting at a shelter. aw, i love that idea! that sounds like a great plan -- plus, your baby will adore growing up with a dog and will experience plenty of moments together. of course i'll be waiting for those pictures, so i'm glad you already know you must share them with me! @keanued
thank you for saying that i'm still young -- because honestly most days i don't feel it! and i like to believe i'm full of good vibes, at least most people tell me i seem like i'm full of good vibes anyway! you've got me thinking more and more about getting a puppy, that's for sure! i mean, my cooking is passable and i like to believe that myself and my son would survive on my cooking, but it's not the best. and you're more than welcome! we'll just have to agree to disagree because i have a feeling you're very easy to adore! i'm glad that she forgave you, and even better that she was asking for cuddles and belly rubs that quickly after. exactly! i mean, i'm sorry if i annoy my kid's doctor, but i want to make sure that my son is doing okay -- so if i'm annoying the doctor, oh well, at least i'm being on top of things when it comes to my kid, right? i try to be very prepared, especially since this is my first time doing the whole dad thing! but in the end, i hope she doesn't mind, but you're probably right she's probably used to parents calling or sending emails when something's wrong with their kids. oh, i've always felt like having pets and having children are very similar! and sometimes dogs can take just as much work as kids though, i have a friend who currently has a puppy that's going through his 'toddler' phase and honestly, it's just as bad as a human toddler! oh, i'm a very proud dad and it's sweet that i sound like one! it is amazing, and his eyes just go wide when he's looking around and you can tell he's trying to absorb what's going on around him and i love it. and i've already started to read to him too, and he just watches me and it's the cutest even though he's got no clue what i'm talking about. but yeah, staying little forever would be nice, but i also can't wait to see him grow and just see him become his own person. of course you're invited to his disneyland party! i'm sure he'll be very happy to have you there! and i'm glad you think that sounds like a great idea, because i thought it was a pretty good one too! and it'll make me smile watching him bond with a puppy and see what dog I feel like he'll be safe around. i figure when we go there i'm looking for his best friend after all, right? and really? that's great that adopting a senior dog has been on your mind lately, and you're right they deserve all the love in the world. i'm thinking about hitting up the shelter this weekend and maybe getting a senior dog first, and then when phoenix is old enough we'll get him his puppy! and don't worry, if i adopt that senior dog you'll get photos! || @sydswccn
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you went through a process in which you realized how important it was to let out your feelings and talk about what was going on, which is why helping people is so important -- you never know who's going through the same. it's fun to call it like that, isn't it? in a way, though, we are chameleons and we can learn a lot by portaying other people whose situations and life experiences are different from ours. of course! plus, you seem like the kind of person who always gives good tips, and since you like cooking so much i can't think of anyone better whenever i need cooking advice. aw, you think the same about me? thank you very much! we do see eye to eye, so i'm eager to make this dinner happen sometime. i love that you have to give the look to some of them! i can picture them being confused at first and then realizing what you meant by that. aw, thank you! repairing cars is something i love doing and i love i'm privileged enough to do it as a hobby, though i certainly wouldn't mind doing it for a living it when the time comes. some people are suprised when i tell them that since they don't think it's something women are interested in, which is totally bullshit -- there is no such thing as stuff meant for men and women separately. trust me, your car will be in good hands with me! i love that you've got so many different plans -- that shows just how resourceful you are. those names sound amazing! they do give me a nice vibe. if your first restaurant goes well, then you can open another one and have two restaurants! they're very creative to be able to replace animal products in their recipes and they taste just as good as the original recipes. you should make a list of all the places you want to visit to taste new food! i love this and i'm honored to know i'd be your first guest -- it's all i want! @williamjp
oh, it really isn't easy to let it all out -- i've learned that the hard way more than once, since like i said i was good at bottling up my feelings. but now that i've gotten better, it's easy to want to go out there and help other men, so they know they can express their feelings and it's okay. like you said, it's very rewarding! that's very true only time will tell, and i honestly love the real life chameleon comment and it's pretty fun getting to be one, and getting to play different people in different situations. and thank you, love! i am flattered that i'll be the first person you call if you need cooking tips! plus you're making me feel good calling me a bundle of joy and good vibes, especially when you seem the same way to me! and i'm glad you agree with me about that being fair, that's how i know i'd like for you to come over to dinner sometime because we'll see eye to eye! though thankfully i've got some good mates that will do dishes, and only a few of them i have to give the "look" to before they'll offer to do them! you're more than welcome, and you can tell you love vintage cars from your tiktoks, and i just think it's so neat that you enjoy repairing them as well. and i love that it's something you would do for a living if you ever got tired of acting, i think that would shock a lot of people! of course, you seem like someone i can trust, and honestly, i'm pretty picky about who i let touch my car! you're giving me all these ideas on what i want to do, and it sounds like i'm going to be booked and busy with my acting, directing and owning a restaurant! and honestly, i don't know why these names keep jumping out at me but foraged fare or the nouveau table, i can't decide which i like more! that's how i feel about making vegan dishes, i'm always excited to new things and there are some really good vegan meals! and right? i'm always amazed by how they replace meat in their meals, and how they make it taste good! and i'm all for making my own cooking show happen, and i'm already thinking about all the places i can travel to taste new foods! and obviously, you'd be my first special guest, love, since you helped me come up with the idea! || @sydswccn
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i can't wait to watch it! surely it's going to be an amazing project so i can't wait for the plot to be finally revealed. exactly! it's such a silly and basic app yet one can't help but keep on scrolling down. right? there are so many cases in which you wish you could take revenge and do something about the situation. and you know, if you ever want to share anything related to crimetok, i'm your girl! now i have to try those prison burritos, nachos and peanut butter because i'm curious to know what it tastes like. it'd be interesting to know how it all started, right? i mean, it probably does have an origin story. i get you, it must be so uncomfortable when it starts getting way too freaky. at least, if you keep on scrolling down on crimetok, i do hope that you have fun with it! you never know when you'll need your phone, so maybe have someone take it from you but not throw it away. oh no, there's nothing uncool about you! i'm pretty sure everyone would agree with me, so there's nothing to worry about here. @josepedro
it's a movie called eddington -- though that's about all i can tell people since they want to keep the plot super secret! there is no escape once you fall down the rabbit hole of tiktok, right? and that's exactly how i feel, it's pretty much the silliest app around but you just can't stop scrolling! it's so nice to meet someone else into crimetok! and i'm the same way -- there was one i watched the other day that had my blood boiling, and i was thinking just let me have ten minutes alone with that criminal! oh, the prison burrito was so good, i was shocked at how good it was. now i'm on a mission to make prison nachos and prison peanut brittle! it's very much a thing to call people daddy and mommy, and i don't know how it became a thing. i just know that people love to call me it -- and for the most part, i don't mind, until they get a little too freaky with it! i'll probably get sucked into listening to more booktok because i'm a masochist, but we'll see. hey, i'm trying to get away from the freaky stuff and get some fresh air -- i just can't stop scrolling. someone suggested their child throw my phone in the toilet, and i'm thinking about letting them. i give off cool vibes? i love that, especially since i'm knocking on fifties door and i just figured i was an uncool old man! || @sydswccn
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i love that they keep on telling you you deserve your kids' tantrums as a payback -- and sorry for saying this, but i kind of feel bad for your parents for having had to deal with your tantrums when you were younger. besides those tantrums, though, i bet you were a fun kid to be with! i picture you were the kind of child everyone wanted to be friends with. fair enough, but you owe me one next time, okay? i won't let you go on with your life until we both go party together. exactly, green colored trauma doesn't sound at all bad and i'm pretty sure any kid in the world would pick that trauma over any other. tank will love her as well! she loves children and gets along with them, so that's a good thing. it must be so fun to see your children's personalities develop, right? they must be so different in many ways and it surely is fascinating to watch. tony and bijou? let me just tell you that i absolutely love their names! you're definitely a single dad of four, so let me ask you -- how do you even do it? i know for a fact that i wouldn't be able to handle it. alright, checked -- i'll make sure to wear something comfortable when i do my first keg stand ever. you make it sound so easy, though i bet it isn't at all! of course, parents are people too and their personal lives aren't over the moment they have children, you know? life goes on -- what changes is that you have someone who depends on you for everything, at least during the first few years of their lives. i'm sorry to hear that the mom isn't around, but i can tell they've got an amazing dad, family, and friends who would do anything to make them happy. thank you for allowing me to spoil them! i'll gladly do it, especially since you're telling me they're already used to it. @dylrhodes
oh, their eyes light up whenever they mention my tantrums -- so i know they love telling me about them now! and of course i deserve payback, because my mom loves to tell me i was a little shit. that's what i'm talking about, i always told her i was a little kid with big feelings, i couldn't help it! hey, if you were in new york at the time you'd have been invited to the party for sure and i would have very much invited you for drinks! but just know that i'll owe you one, alright? i feel like there are worse issues he could have with his dad in therapy, right? so green colored trauma isn't so bad. i think those kinds of daddy issues are mild, right? and his therapist is likely going to have a field day, i know mine does. oh, she would love you forever if you took her out on a girls day -- and i know she'd love to meet tank too, she'd probably never stop talking about it. and right? though i'll admit that i love that they each have their own little personality, it keeps me on my toes! and you're not wrong, i'm never bored with the two of them. oh, my dogs have attitudes as well, there's no doubt about that. my little one tony is the biggest diva, and bijou isn't too far behind with being a diva as well. you've just made me realize i'm a single dad of four, honestly, and now i'm wondering how my life turned out this way! you're more than welcome, boo, i'm just shocked that a keg stand is something you've never done before! hey, you'll do amazing at your first keg stand and i'll just tell you to dress in something that isn't going to fall over your head once you're doing the stand -- don't give us a free show unless you want to give us a free show. you're right, even parents need days off and i'm pretty lucky with a strong family unit that makes it possible for me to have the days off. my parents are the best, once they knew the mom wasn't going to be in her kids lives, they stepped up to make sure that i had all the help that i needed. and honestly, i've got a sister and gran that help out a lot too! plus i have some pretty amazing friends who will gladly watch my kids if i need the time to myself as well, i'm very lucky! i'm already looking forward to this spa day -- and i have a feeling my kids are going to love spending the day with you too! spoil them all you like, i already do, so they're pretty used to being spoiled. || @sydswccn
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if you also go feral when you hear the word treat, then your dogs surely learnt it from you! i'm pretty sure that'd be a tough decision for them to make, don't worry. exactly, picking you means more treats so surely they'll know what the right option is! aw, that's so cute. when you're single you feel like there are certain things you'd never do with a partner, yet when you're in love you change your mind because that's what love does -- it completely changes you and the way you perceive the world around you. i'll make sure to write down the names of those dishes to order next time i go out for dinner! they sound delicious and of course i'll let you know what i think when i try them. exactly, they give you the cutest face ever and it's so hard not to give in! and at the end of the day, all you want is to make them happy ans give them what they deserve. it's so sweet that you noticed that they wanted to be together and took the two of them home. it's hard for pets to deal with separation anxiety, especially if it also involves getting to live in a different home. it's so hard for them as first as they don't know whether their new house will provide a safe environment for them, but i'm glad to know that they're happy with you and the kids. thank you! i'll be waiting impatiently for that moment to happen so i can see all the exclusive footage of it. they are your second and third nannies! dogs develop such a strong bond with kids -- it's adorable to watch. oh, definitely! i'd keep an eye on them since they'll get in trouble as soon as they can. @alexjhs
exactly! and my dogs go honestly feral when the hear the word treat -- though you're right we can't really blame them, because sometimes i go feral over getting a treat as well. that does make me feel a little better if they at least thought it over instead of just picking treats right away. and you're right, i would give them more treats if they picked me, so picking me would be their best bet for all the treats! i'll be honest, i never thought i'd be part of one of those couples that truly have fun cooking together, but here we are. and it's fun watching him shine with the cooking -- when he thinks he's so awful at it normally. and yeah, i'm always going to smile when i hear about stuffed shells for that being the first thing we made together. obviously, i'm bias when it comes to swedish food, but you're right it's delicious. if you want to try swedish for the first time, i'd suggest ordering kroppkakor and raggmunk, they're both so good! of course i'll let you know, i'm thinking about making them next weekend since this weekend was a little busy! oh, they have to do it on purpose, they know what they're doing! and right? it's hard to say no when they give you that cute face too -- it's like alright, let me give you whatever you want because you're looking at me like that. that's what the shelter people said too when i showed interest in adopting the one, and i was like okay i'll take both of them then. because yeah, i would have hated to have either of them upset and separated. i feel like they saw me they were like i know a sucker when i see one, let's pick him! but i like the idea of them being meant to be mine -- because they are an amazing addition to the family, and the kids love them so much. it is kind of a cute image, but i can just imagine my face when i'm watching it live though! but don't worry, if it happens i will take photos and record videos just to show you! and it's really cute that they protect her, especially since they're such big dogs but they're so gentle with her and with my son. they're the best babysitters, i always joke they're my second and third nannies. see that's exactly what i was thinking, that they'd be up to no good when she started crawling! all three of them will be getting into trouble. || @sydswccn
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We're all a bit biased when it comes to our own pets, right? It's all due to how much we love them. Thank you! I'll gladly join you two on those expeditions as your personal photographer. Your persistence is exactly what you need to get him to surf, so I'm here for it. I do give her a lots of treats after her bath -- that way she knows that it's not all that bad. I fear that when I make these red velvet cupcakes for the first time, they'll become the only thing I want to eat for the rest of my life. Exactly, I'll make sure I have doggie treats ready so Tank doesn't decide to eat all of them again. Can I say you give off vampire vibes? Maybe you're a vampire but haven't realized yet -- throwing it out there. Oh no, please feel free to check it out first! I think you're going to like the movie, but I need to know your opinion on it, especially since you're a fan of all things horror. You're so right about it. Films are different and that's the magic to it -- if they were all the same, they wouldn't be so fun to watch. They should let people enjoy the movies they want to see, no matter if they're superhero ones or based on real life events. I'll have to get those matching aprons, then! I love your slogan and I completely agree with it. A dog being cute and chaotic is all we need in our lives! It'll be a success, you'll see. @bowerhqs
Maybe a little biased, but I'm sure it doesn't make Tank any less the best in this instance! And I already can't wait to meet her. We're always welcome to others joining us on haunted expeditions, so absolutely! Plus extra bonus points for the photography too. I appreciate your saying that, darling, and I can be rather persistent, which is what it takes to get a dog's surfing career off the ground, right? Oh god, it's heartbreaking when they whinge about not wanting a bath, the poor things! Though I imagine you give her lots of treats after to make up for it. Red velvet cupcakes are delicious, so I absolutely hope you try them and fall just as much in love with them! Plus I love that you're ready with treats for Tank so she doesn't steal said cupcakes. That's a good plan for the next superhero film, because have to walk away with something! I was sad I wasn't suddenly a vampire after the Twilight films, but neither here nor there. I have to say though, don't be surprised if I check out Immaculate first because I love some horror nuns! I'm excited to see it. And that's what frustrates me about critics and the way they interpret films, like they kill their own experiences by expecting every film they watch to be Oppenheimer or some shit, and not every film is like that! Some are just supposed to be fun, and why not embrace the fun? Matching aprons for you and Tank would be adorable, I'm all for that! I promise I'd only encourage her to eat a couple and not the whole batch like she did last time. That can practically be my slogan as a director, chaos is necessary since not everything always goes according to plan. Exactly! It's a reason why people will tune in, to see a dog being both cute and chaotic. | @sydswccn
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they are! they're always with us and you end up becoming super close to them. aw, i'm glad to hear that you get to see videos and pictures of her. it's great to know that you two are still on speaking terms. it's hard to break up with someone and then still be able to talk to them, but it's a good thing when it happens -- especially in your case, since you two adopted fran together. i love that any pet of yours will probably be sassy! i'm totally here for it. exactly! doggie cupcakes pretty much include every ingredient that us humans eat, so i don't see why we couldn't try it. plus, since those doggie cupcakes need to be healthy for dogs, they include ingredients that are also good for us. if i ever try one of them, i'll definitely have to let you know what i think of them! tank hasn't tried to eat any other kind of human food, so i guess now she knows that she should be more careful about the things she decides to eat. maybe eating all those cupcakes in only a matter of minutes taught her a lesson. in that case, i'll make sure to send you daily tank pics! hopefully you enjoy them. see, you understand me because we're the same! i mean, how could i not take back my words when she looks at me with the cutest face and sad eyes? i'm only human and i can't handle her being upset over something i said. still, i know i need to work harder on setting limits because otherwise tank will do whatever she feels like doing and sometimes that can have bad consequences for her -- like eating lemon meringue cupcakes, for example. fuck trainers, right? it's important to have a healthy lifestyle, but it's okay to eat things we like. we gotta live a little bit, don't you think so? @saoirseur
it really is -- but while we're on set or traveling, it's usually our pets that we take with us, aye? but i agree that's why they end up becoming so special to us! and she is happy with jack, and honestly he sends me videos and photos of her all the time to show she's doing good, which i am thankful for. i'm glad he and i are on good speaking terms, and that i still get to be a part of frans life in some way. but you're right, i know that when i'm ready to be a pet mom again, i'll go to the shelter and adopt! well, if they're a pet of mine they're probably going to be sassy because i seem to bring that out in pets -- so they probably will eat all my cupcakes like tank did! but i suppose i could train them not to eat cupcakes, unless it's a doggy cupcake that i give them, right? that's what i'm thinking and i've looked up the ingredients, and it's all things humans eat too, so that just makes me even more curious about trying one! i love that tank is a princess and knows that some things are not good enough for her, which is exactly how she should be! i'm glad that she's doing great now, love, and of course because i know she's your baby and want to make sure she's doing her best for you! hey, that's not a problem for me, please send me daily photos of tank from now on because i know that i will enjoy them! you're a lot like me then because the moment my dog would have hidden under the chair i'd have been like whatever i need to make you to feel better, i will. and would have probably cried a little, and been like please don't be mad at me, because i can't handle pets being upset either. you know what, that's a smart way of looking at it. and i like that, so never again am i going to hesitate whenever i want to eat something delicious. because usually when i hesitate it's because i'm worried about what my trainer will say. but right now i'm thinking in my head, fuck him. || @sydswccn
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teenage years are what most parents fear, don't you think so? and they're certainly right in not looking forward to those years. still, since you were a good kid, he probably won't give you trouble. well, if you rent an apartment and bake some lemon meringue cupcakes, i want to see pictures of how they turned out! living in hotels is nice, but sometimes you miss the privacy that comes with living in a house or apartment. atlanta is amazing! it sounds like you're having a good time there, which is great. hey, now you know you've got the power of coercing people into making you cupcakes so you'd better use it to your advantage. i guess i could also send some cupcakes for the hotel stuff -- that way, they won't have to steal yours! see, i'll make you sad eyes and pout so you can cook for me anytime. i will! hopefully i'll have more time during the next couple of days so i can bake her some doggie cupcakes. oh, my friends certainly love that i'm the friend that bakes now and i bet they'll ask for cupcakes whenever we get to hang out. haha, you're allowed to make that joke! if you don't mind me asking, and i'm asking because i believe that jokes are true deep down, are you okay with the fact you're not together anymore? exactly, breeds are not truly important. what matters is that your pet fits right into your family, especially because you've got a kid. i love that you'd easily adopt all five dogs if you fell in love with all of them! plus, you've got this super good vibe so surely pets will like you as soon as they meet you. that's true, it's exactly what happened! i saw her and instantly fell in love with her. i knew i had to take her home and my parents weren't too happy about it, but i promised i would be the one to take care of her the whole time. i know! when there's an instant connection, you're sure that taking them home won't be a mistake. @nchoult
oh, i'm very much enjoying it while it lasts because i love it -- and honestly, i'm not looking forward to his teenage years. though, if he's anything like me as a teenager he'll be a lanky nerd that didn't get in much trouble. a man can hope, yeah? you've made me want to rent an apartment just for a week so i could make lemon meringue cupcakes, honestly. i hate living out of a hotel sometimes! but you're right, it's always something i can do when i'm done filming! and we're filming in atlanta, which is one of my favorite places to film because i'm addicted to southern food. they didn't hire me to play lex luthor because i was a good boy, obviously. though coercing people into making me cupcakes is something new to me, and i'm just happy that it worked. if you sent me some to my hotel, i would have to fight anyone that tried to eat them, and i'm not much of a fighter! i guess i earned you pouting at me with sad eyes, yeah? and it sounds like with you looking like that, i'll end up cooking you whatever you like, love. i bet tank would be so excited if you make cupcakes just for her, especially doggy ones! i can't help but laugh because i'd be a friend like that -- like if you want in, hand over the cupcakes. plus it's sweet that you're the friend that bakes now, i bet all your friends are happy with that! oh, i'd 100% believe that he got his intelligence from his mum, bry is really smart, though i want to make a joke about her not being so smart when she let me go, but i'll be nice. yeah, i'd never be a person that would look for a pure breed, i would look for whatever fit with my family the best, you know? and if that's a pit mix, or even a chihuahua then that's what i'm going with. i'm very much going to be that person that goes to a shelter and falls in love with five dogs -- especially if they look at me with sad eyes. i'll not be able to help myself and have to adopt them all! and i love that that's what happened with you and tank, and she was probably so thankful that you rescued her, right? and even if it's a cliche, it's a good one, because when you click with a pet you click with them and taking them home makes sense! || @sydswccn
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I can't say I haven't heard of that issue before! I think it's common for actors not to want to see themselves on screen and it's totally understandable. First, it can be quite uncomfortable because it's you, you know? And second, as you said, you might unconsciously try to imitate your acting in certain role in other productions, which will only limit you as an actor. Now, can I just say that I love the fact your kids are mocking you for wanting to skip your scenes? They kind of got a point there with the whole you look at yourself in the mirror daily thing and I love that they were smart enough to come up with that reasoning. So, be proud of how smart they are! At least you managed to watch yourself for proucer duties and I'm proud you were able to deal with it, even if it probably made you uncomfortable. That's how life is, isn't it? We sometimes have to do things we don't like for the sake of something that's bigger than us. Well, it's not that I love watching myself on screen, but I'm also not uncomfortable with it up to the point that I won't watch any of my projects. I'm sort of in the middle, you know? It's good to watch it sometimes to have some sort of self-critism over certain scenes or just to laugh about it. @lincolnhq
I recently picked up a producer gig, which has been both a satisfying venture yet also nerve wracking in the same instance. The biggest issue with it? Having to watch myself on screen, which I’ve honestly never been a fan of doing. Up until now, I’d only watched one other project I was in, and it was such an awkward experience that I just opted out of watching myself in anything else. I’m definitely the guy sneaking out of his own premieres the second that the lights dim. But I can’t really avoid watching as a producer, sadly. Not to say I didn’t attempt getting away with not watching myself regardless, because passing the show episodes off to my kids to watch was certainly something I did. Keep in mind these are the same kids who poke fun at me for this very thing, so I’ll admit I’m a bit of a glutton for punishment. They don’t really understand it, and phrases like, You look at yourself in the mirror every day, dad. How’s this different? are thrown around on a regular basis. I try to explain that watching my performances feels like it’d affect my future ones too much when I’d be unconsciously trying to replicate what I’ve already done, and that only earns me more sighs and head shakes from both of them. For the record, I did eventually watch my show for the producer duties, only after talking myself into thinking I was watching some random weird guy with extremely talented co-stars. So tell me, do you mind engaging with your own projects after you’re finished with them, or are you like me and continually avoid them? | @gonehollywoodstarters
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i totally agree! plus, it's so rewarding to adopt a pet, whether it's a dog or a cat. exactly, you're already used to bach being so energetic so it's only natural that you'd find it weird if he suddenly stopped acting like that. plus, the fact that he's got so much energy in him means that he'll make you act energetic as well! that's so amazing to hear. i'm really glad that he's doing well now and that he's able to cope with separation anxiety in a better way. i understand you -- i always feel bad when i have to leave tank behind, yet i know how traumatic it can be for dogs to travel long distances. if only there was a way to let them know that we're not going to leave them forever, you know? that'd certainly make things easier for you and your pet. aw, poor thing -- he was upset to see you go! at least, just like you said, you're going to be filming at home for the next couple of months, so that way you won't have to leave bach behind. i have no idea if feeding other dogs would make tank jealous -- i'll have to try! she's super sweet, but i honestly don't know what her reaction might be if i give her cupcakes to other pups. you think so? i don't think they'd take back the fact that my food tastes horrible -- they'd probably just tell me that their comments aren't personal. then again, hopefully the crying card makes them nicer when it comes to talking about the food. aw, i love that! it's always way better to cook for friends, isn't it? of course! our cupcakes are going to be amazing, just wait for it. moroccan food? i'm not sure if i've ever tried it, but now i'm curious to know what it tastes like. she lives for compliments and i live for making her happy, so don't blame me for telling her she's such a good girl all the time! the more you talk about bach, the more i want to meet him and cuddle with him. he sounds like the sweetest dog around! aw yes, i love the idea of them becoming besties too. of course i'll let you know -- and you'll have to make some of this moroccan food you've been talking about! @josephafq
that's exactly the truth -- and i feel like if more people had pets, they'd understand where we're coming from, yeah? plus i agree it's one of those life experiences that one needs to have, and everyone should have it at least once in their life if you ask me. that's exactly what i was saying because i love bach just the way he is and if he was no longer active and energetic i would think something was wrong! so i'll love the fact that he'll have that pup energy forever -- and you're not wrong, i have a feeling i'll never get bored around him. i did and the trainer is amazing! he's already done such wonderful work with bach, that i think we've got his separation anxiety under control! i mean we've still got more work to do, but he's doing so great already that i have high hopes for this training and bach! oh gosh, it was very hard to leave him behind and i wanted to come back a couple of times and get him. but i knew my stay in la would be a short one -- so it wasn't worth the trouble of bringing him, you know? but i'm like you, i wish they could understand when we leave them behind and that's why i'm thankful my next few movies are filmed here in the uk, so i won't have to leave him behind! he did ignore me for two hours, and my heart was broken a little bit, but i understood why he was upset. thank you, because if she likes them then i'm going to make some for bach! if she doesn't like them, you'll have to find other dogs to feed. though will that make tank jealous? oh love, i could just imagine if you started crying if the judge was rude about your food, you'd probably have them apologizing so quickly! i was cooking earlier today and five of my mates ended up showing up, so i was happy to cook for them and it felt a lot less lonely around the house! i'm excited that you're looking up different cupcake recipes for us, i just know we'll make some amazing cupcakes! oh, you can never go wrong with a good cookie! yes! i love the idea of cooking or baking foods from different parts of the world as well. i filmed in morocco for a while and i'm all about making moroccan food now. that's so cute that she loves compliments, and even cuter that she was wagging her tail when she heard them! you're not wrong, bach truly was made for cuddling and i love cuddling him a lot. that's exactly how i see it -- and he's a pretty big dog! i love the idea of bach and tank becoming besties when they meet, that would be the sweetest! yes, always let me know when you're in london because i'll show you the town, and feed you! || @sydswccn
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the baby cakes nickname is exclusive for you and for you only, so don't worry because no one will take that title away from you. oh please, you know very well that i'm going to use it to my advantage whether you like it or not. i'm sure i've been missing out -- years dating jonathan and he's never offered me a belly rub. if my next partner doesn't offer me belly rubs, i'm breaking up with them. aw, i'm honored that you think i'm a texas girl at heart! quite honestly, though, i've never understood people who are picky with their food. everything's delicious so it's impossible to only eat some stuff. are we going to do everything together from now on, since you say everything is more fun around me? i am, so hopefully you do as you promised and wine me and dine me soon. i'm pretty sure we can make it happen. we do have chemistry, don't we? everyone knows that and will want to use that to their advantage. one day you should write down all the reasons why you like me just to boost my ego, just saying -- it'd be a cool birthday present and you've got months to work on it. well, i can consider licking on you after the dinner you promised, i feel like that's fair enough. i do like your big ego, won't lie about that -- then again, i don't think there's anything about you i don't like, so there's that. step it up? should we be making out in public then? that doesn't sound to bad since you're not a bad kisser at all. don't get used to me being that nice to you! and it's impossible to only pick one flavor, right? that way, we can taste both and decide which one is more delicious. i don't want you to be up while i'm sleeping if you have insomnia, though! if you can't sleep, just wake me up and i'll keep you company. are you saying that people don't know about your crush on me? i'm not sure about it -- maybe we'll have to do a survey. well, you can snap some pictures of me and if you're good enough, i'll hire you as my personal photographer. imagine if you ever bring someone home and see your bedroom full of topless pictures of me! that might scare them away, or maybe not. i'll be glad to keep you up! i do hope you don't complain about being tired the next morning, though. it's not my fault that you're handsome! if anything, that's your fault -- or your genes' fault. i'm always prepared to be greeted with your naked form. who wouldn't, right? @gtpowell
oh, if someone else started calling you baby cakes i'd probably have to fight them -- because you're right, i don't share and i take that very seriously. now that you know that you're the one that makes it come out the most, don't use it to your advantage young lady! alright, you're getting some belly and back rubs the next time i see you! you've never been given a belly rub before? you've been missing out, darlin'. see that's exactly why i think you're a texas girl at heart, you like being surprised when it comes to barbeque and you like everything. and you're helping me out is exactly why you're a doll to me, and i'm glad you had fun unpacking with me. and i'll have to admit that everything is more fun around you too! oh really? are you still in la? because if you are, i'll gladly wine you and dine you, okay? there's no way you can know all my weaknesses! that's what i'm talking about, so we'll pitch this movie idea to someone, right? see if we can make it happen! oh you know me so well, of course, i've lost count of all the reasons why i like you. i mean, we've talked about how i'm a male human, right? so i'm not dumb enough to say no to you licking anything on me, just putting that out there. but if it helps you out? well, all the better! i feel like you like it when my ego's bigger, right? that's why you feed and inflate it so much -- but i appreciate you, and of course, love that you think i'm an absolute ten. i was just about to say that we do all those things already, so we're going to have to step it up i guess! look at you being too good to me! because making both? that's amazing! and i can't wait to have some chocolate and some red velvet cupcakes! because a lot of the time i have insomnia, so i feel like i'll just be up longer is all! but we shall see. i mean, your crush is pretty obvious, everyone can see it. but my crush on you? i feel like no one can see that. oh, i'm very good at taking photos. i'm not saying photography is a passion of mine or anything, but i don't do half bad and i know i'll get some good photos of you without your shirt on. well, safe to say i'm not complaining about my bedroom being full of photos of you either, especially topless ones. anytime you want to come over and keep me up, you're more than welcome too. look at you admitting you can't help but stare at me! though i agree, if someone is attractive you can't help but look at them, especially if it's respectful. that sounds good to me, next time you come over i hope you're prepared to be greeted with my naked form. || @sydswccn
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Exactly! That shows just how nice they are in this world that can be so cruel. Oh mate, I feel you in this one. Sometimes my brother makes the dumbest comment ever and I go like yes, I'm clearly the smart kid in the family. I love him nevertheless, so I guess that's what matters. He does live in LA, but since I tend to go from one place to the other sometimes it's hard to meet up, you know? I still try to see him as much as I can. See, you just function way better in chaos, which is something I truly admire! Not many people can do that. Oh gosh, did you really stay until 4 am opening gifts? As fun as that may sound, I can't imagine how tired you must've felt the day after! The leftovers are surely the best part of family gatherings -- you probably live off those leftovers for the next couple of days. Now I really need to test my trainer to see if he's either human or robot. What if he's also a robot like yours? I smell a conspiracy theory here -- for example, they could be trying to sabotage the pastry industry by pretending they're trainers who promote a healthy lifestyle. I love that you're a girl dad! Those are the best types of dads. Hey, I can't blame her because I also want a clownfish. Would you mind if I take her out to get clownfish? She'll probably coerce me into buying a hundred fish, but oh well. Parenting sounds so hard! I'll enjoy my friends' kids for the time being, as being the cool auntie seems way easier. @skarsgardhqs
It's true, and the fact that they see our souls and still don't judge us just makes them a new level of pure. I don't wish for being an only child now as much as I did as a kid, but I won't lie that the moments they're pains in the butts don't inspire some of those thoughts to creep back. That's good you have a support system in your brother though. I take it he doesn't live in LA? It's true, craziness and kids screaming is just my baseline, so I don't know what to do with myself in the quiet. But I don't have to worry about that with two young kids, thankfully. We tried once, and I swear it was 4am and we were still opening gifts. That's why we set that rule because as much as I love Christmas, I don't want to sleep half of it away just because of gifts. Little too close to the Santa gig, and no thank you. With as much food as there ends up being at family gatherings, almost everyone's guaranteed some leftovers. That's the beauty part. I'm so happy about the elite cupcake club, and clearly I appreciate things like this a whole lot more than my trainer does. He just can't be trusted, period. You could always test yours, wave a cupcake under your trainer's nose and see what happens. And if they don't go for it, robot. I'm pretty proud of my girls, so I'll happily take the title and appearance of a girl dad. She hasn't, but maybe she'll be like every other kid and say she wants a clownfish because of Nemo. Placing my bets now. Now you get what being a parent is like and why we're all so nuts and filled with conflicted feelings. | @sydswccn
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