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Imagine

You are given the task of convincing Camp Counselor Joshua not to get an NFT. (Whether this image is Camp Counselor Joshua or the NFT is unknown.)

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a man so pathetic tumblr lesbians start falling over themselves rushing to make edits of him set to mountain goats songs

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doodles of despair

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if he's YOUR man why is he in a creepy tea party with ME

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lucille is kind of a milf. reblog

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SPOILERS FOR EP 22 OF CAMP HERE AND THERE

Alright, I have two (seperate) camp here and there theories after 22

*ahem*

Number 1. The Elephant Man has been stated to have a canonical unstated religion, and with how he talks about Sydney, and now he says 'the world worships you', he believes Sydney to be some kind of god/diety, and the items he steals are sacrifices for him. One of the songs in the ost is titled 'your body, my temple', and as it is unclear what God the temple is for, this could support either of my theories.

Number 2. The Elephant Man was not just giving empty praise, just wording it in a manipulative manner. He does not see Sydney as a beautiful human being, worthy of worship and devotion, but rather and item to use to worship, a sacrifice for whatever God he believes in. This can be supported by how Sydney was lying in the stuffed animal pile (which seem to be sacrifices), and how the elephant man wishes to 'wash away sydney's sins (with tea!), almost as if purifying him for a ritual. Even if he does plan to sacrifice Sydney, he still wants to get as much use out of him as he can, hence him manipulating him to steal Jedidiah's journals.

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SPOILERS FOR CAMP HERE AND THERE! (like, all of it)

Reposting one of my old theories here because I'm still rlly proud of it

My theory is that Sydney Sargent has died (or some other circumstance happened to where Jedidiah would know about his death before it happened), and in a desperate attempt to stop it, Jedidiah trapped the summer camp in a time loop, which succeeded to keep Sydney alive but also plunged the world into a chaotic apocalypse (hence Sydney's past memories being of what we would consider a 'normal' world, Jedidiah being associated with time and clocks, also all of the foreshadowing of Sydney's death). Because of how he says 'What's one more head at the bottom of the lake if it means one more day he gets to live.', which makes me think that in order to restart the time loop, Jedidiah has been repeatedly drowning Sydney in the lake, each time creating a 'new' version of him (Because of Sydney's line 'I feel like a new man' after time is fixed again in ep 16). I think that the story of fruit fly represents how he has done so much to preserve and keep Sydney alive and yet forgot to emotionally take care of him, despite how much he loves him. I think that the 'limn' is either the time the time loop started or the time it will end. I think that the time loop will end in one of two ways, either with Jedidiah drowning Sydney in the lake for the final time, or with Lucille drowning Sydney in the lake, and with her inexperience with whatever specific ritual Jedidiah is using, actually killing him. I believe that the story of Syd and Jed's last time playing house are both foreshadowing for this, but in different ways. If the first scenario is true, the foreshadowing is the fact that their last time playing house was meant to be an act of closure for both of them (You could also argue that this will end up not being the case, as it was only SUPPOSED to be an act of closure, but ended up being bitter and sad), with Jedidiah putting it off and not understandingwhy the closure was needed compared with Sydney embracing it. Also how Sydney says 'I've always wanted to be killed by something that loved me', which could mean that Jedidiah ending the time loop was the greatest act of love he could think to give, ending Sydney's repeated cycle of pain that he has only furthered and continued. If the second scenario is true however, then the foreshadowing comes in Jedidiah's line afterwards. 'Ha. Abandoning your child in a lake....so that’s what motherhood means for you?'.

Although it could be just a gag, what Matthew served for dinner in this episode could also play into this. Ants served in honey in a dish called 'The Drowning'. The name paired with how much symbolism bugs and ants carry in this podcast, I just can't see it as a coincidence.

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headcanoning the elephant man as transgender because i think we need more horrible, morally incorrect transgenders in the world.

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I am a jedidiah a a martin apologist

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MOM? MOM? JEDIDIAH A A MARTIN WHAT THE FUCK

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jedidiah a.a. martin from camp here and there is pathetic!

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SWEETHEART..HELLO???? HI?????

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If you know, you know

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I LOVE CAMP HERE AND THERE I LOVE SYDNEY O. SARGENT

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Jedidiah A A Martin is a sack of potatoes man

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au where sydney and jeddie are in a functional and healthy relationship.... sigh. one can only dream