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losing my mind at this

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Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

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I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

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help ! i was vulnerable and i can’t take it back !!

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Crying over this video my uncle keep sharing

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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

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obsessed with how the entire movie is just this

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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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Adèle Haenel in House of Tolerance (Bertrand Bonello, 2011)

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Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

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spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end

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sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

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i’m so tired i need to be held or killed

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The internet is such a beautiful haunted echoey warehouse

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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of