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Things Said While Playing Scary Games pt 2

“SHH! Be quiet, they’re attracted to bullshit.” “The true monster is within us all.” “What do I do with this?” “Do I shove it up my butt?” “I’ll throw a rock in your goddamn face, don’t even test me.” “This monster isn’t scary, it doesn’t even have a lower jaw.” “Look into my cold, dead eyes and tell me I’m not serious.” “*pterodactyl screech*” “I’m just going to stay here in the closet forever.” “I can totally fit through there if I lather myself in oil.” “I’m not your daddy!” “I’m not your weird uncle!” “Eww, humans.” “What am I looking at right now?” “WwwoooOOOOoooOOOOooo spooky.” “I’ve walked so far, I must have calves of steel.” “Nice bed head, dork.” “Shhh shhh, go to sleep.” “I’m a redhead, of course I’m sexy.” “I’m a ladder champion. I see a ladder and I conquer it.” “YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.” “What’s up dead people?” “My mom believes in me.” “I will fuck this tree.” “Your butt looks magnificent today, just sayin’.” “Can you stop with the grossness? ‘K, thanks.” “Am I good or am I good?” “I’m the worst.” “Look at me, I’m fucking adorable.” “I want [character’s name] to read a phonebook to me.”

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     ‘ Boo. ’

  “Wh--EEAAAGH--!!!!” Morgan shrieks as the corpse-filled rabbit trundles into the room, muttering something so short yet so terrifying. They literally topple out of their chair.

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My favorite thing in FNAF 3 is this:

It’s a fucking hot dog. Everyday the Fright Guard comes in with a hot dog and a soda. Dude’s practically working in hell, he comes into work every day knowing there’s a high chance of him dying, and what does the fucker do? Swings by Circle K and picks up a hot dog then sits there eating it while an undead murder in a rabbit costume makes him hallucinate about a bunch of children’s animatronics. It’s obvious this guy gave up giving a fuck a long time ago. Dude clearly only cares about Springtrap because he’s interrupting his hot dog time.

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Automaton rabbit magician in action ✨

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I miss Phone Guy sometimes (x)

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gentle reminder

even if you don’t realise it, you make someone’s life a little brighter

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                     “ you don’t have to pretend to be strong. it’s okay. “

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Reblog if you're supposed to be dead...but Oops! Look who's back

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mike actually being spooky for once? maybe

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“Hey there, little guy.”

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          was trying to draw my boys all day – instead, ended up just doodling their canon selves. good enough. 8′) so i leave it with you guys before i get off for the night. i’ll get to drafts and starters tomorrow!

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What kind of "charactershaming" sign would you hang around my muse's neck?

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// Hey you guys! I’ve been gone for a while, but I’m looking to bring this blog back.

I’ve gone through and unfollowed a lot of inactives, and now I’m looking to write with others! So please, could you like or reblog this if you’re interested in writing with–

A semi-immortal fearless night guard A timid phone-headed phone guy An outgoing phone-headed phone dude And a camera-headed nonbinary fright guard

Thank you!

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Don’t

         you

                dare

 hurt

        my

             partner

    you

          bastard

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burrowcd:

          “yup.”

bonnie knocks his drink back – ordinarily not much of a drinker, but there were times where he needed it. though it’s a light beer, he’s already tipsy, and pent-up irritation seeps out of his words onto the one who’d ended up in conversation with him. did he even catch the guy’s name –? eh, hell with it.

“kid’s place, minimum wage. boss is an evil witch and don’t even get me started on the work itself.” assuming the other would believe him – then again, he’s of the mind to say it anyway. “so, pretty much in the same boat.”

  Mike raises a brow at the other’s fervent drinking and attitude. He forgets that work isn’t as stressless for others as it is for him.

  “Oh yeah, me too. I’ve got a few raises so far, though, and I don’t know if I’m qualified to call my boss a bitch. Probably. He might smack me if he finds out, though.” Mike snickers at the sheer indignance he imagines he’d see in his dear Scott if he just came up to him and called him a bitch.

  “The work I have to do is pretty bullshit too, but it’s pretty par for the course for the company at this point.” The only thing keeping Mike from outright saying what the animatronics do to him is the fact that he’d probably get in trouble and have the place shut down, or something.

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  Mike snorts a little bit as he watches the discombobulated animatronic struggle over himself. “I’m not really sure you’re doing what you want to, buddy. Come here, let me see if I can fix your voicebox properly.”

  Despite his beckoning, Mike closes the gap between them instead, placing a red toolbox on a nearby table and reaching for where he had made his previous makeshift wire fix.

  “While I’m doing this, you think you can decide if there’s anything else you want fixed? I don’t want to put everything away and then have you say you wanted help with something else.” Despite the potential for his words to sound rude, his tone is gentle and lighthearted. He probably wouldn’t get too mad if Michael requested more help later.