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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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got hired by a rural commune to unpasteurize their milk. i just put stuff in there.

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Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

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its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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Evening dress, c. 1898-1900, House of Worth

The MET Museum

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Red panda having a sleepy stretch

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Rest is essential. If you don’t schedule rest, your body will schedule it for you. Take time to rest and allow yourself to enjoy it.

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Bothering the beast

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I have a lot of feelings on how indigenous groups who didn’t build permanent structures like cities aren’t seen as being as sophisticated as ones who built large cities, without accounting for the fact that maybe it’s in our values systems to leave as light of a footprint as possible and it’s important that our structures are easily taken down or fade with the passage of time because it’s easier on the landscape, but ya know.

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cinematographers need to stop being so afraid of lighting. like i get it your movie is grim and serious, but i promise it would be even more grim and serious if i could actually see what was happening

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Oh fuck you. If you live in a suburb or anything not a big city no one really cares if you go in and take a piss but in major cities its mission impossible to find somewhere 2 piss for free.

And then you wonder why people just piss and shit in the street.