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if there’s one thing about me it’s that while I do not really resonate with being a “man” I absolutely love like… boyishness. collective masculine terms. “boys” “lads” “gentlemen” that’s where it’s at. gender me like you’re an irritable 18th century sergeant addressing his men

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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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Iiiiiiiii'm waking up

So you better get the coffee started

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i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

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in my mind a dragon and a princess are symbiotic organisms. in my mind a princess's chief attributes are smallness and dexterity. like a cleaner wrasse

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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it is deeply important to me that anders is an unpleasant hypocrite who has terrible vibes and sucks to be around. however it's also important to me that everyone is nice to him forever and be gets everything he wants on account of him being my beautiful princess with disorders

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This is what info dumping oc lore feels like

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daisy, older in bloom

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i love making art

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I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this