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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

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cant stop thinking about this video

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God gives his hardest battles (taking decent pet pictures) to his bravest soldiers (people with black cats)

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

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The funny thing is Lucanis makes most of the meals so he could kill us all by poison.

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Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

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will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself

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Very fun pre-crisis piece of Batman canon that's technically in play again is that when Dick left for college, Bruce was an incredibly melodramatic empty-nester about it.

He was like, looking soulfully into Dick's bedroom full of his stuff and narrating the comic like his kid had died.

And when Dick dropped out of college (after either one or three semesters but also the entire Vietnam war pretty much) he loudly and melodramatically projected his own shame onto a Bruce who wasn't saying anything of the kind, and did things like shout at him about judging for 'asking if he needed a hand with anything while stalking through the house in full robin costume and visible distress.'

This was the headspace Dick was in when the New Teen Titans formed under Raven's psychic influence; it led smoothly into a comic in which parents are consistently The Worst and/or die dramatically to get them out of the way; Batman being present as a good mentor would have thrown off the themes but in the early 80s he wasn't allowed to be written as a toxic jerk yet, so 'Dick projecting all his teenage angst onto his extremely chill batdad' was the starting move to keep Batman out of the new book.

He did get worse later, imo in part because he was being written to conform to the ntt parenting standard.

Meanwhile if you refer back to the inner monologue in the issue where Dick leaves for school, the most probable internal state for Bruce after Dick dropped out is something like 'it's really shitty of me to be happy about him being home again when the reason is so upsetting to him so i have to act Very Normal.'

And a pretense of Very Normal is very easy to project shit onto, because you can see they're hiding something so obviously it's the thing you're afraid they're thinking.

Ideal bat communication fail scenario imo.

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

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hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

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bert and ernie go to ikea

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this isn’t really anything but my roommate and I have been laughing at what a flirt Kenobi is in Clone Wars

Just realized it didn’t post with audio?? Anyway the audio I used was from Gravity Falls season 2 episode 16 “Roadside Attraction”

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this isn’t really anything but my roommate and I have been laughing at what a flirt Kenobi is in Clone Wars

Just realized it didn’t post with audio?? Anyway the audio I used was from Gravity Falls season 2 episode 16 “Roadside Attraction”