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Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO! 

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Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

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harrow and caitlyn would have a one sided acedemic rivalry a la harrow and pal where caitlyn is like “ there’s this girl in my class who’s super smart i hope we can get together and talk shop” and harrows like “i need caitlyn kiramman to DIE if i don’t get a better quiz grade than her”

vi and gideon are in the background chanting PROTEIN at each other

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only 5 seconds

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It's Thanksgiving week in the US and i would like to say that if holidays are tough for you, or you just don't want to interact with family during these days, I will be online for a majority of the time. My inbox will be open 🫶

For conversation starters: just finished reading the Belladonna trilogy; absolute LOVED Wisteria! I'm currently reading the Kingdom of the Wicked trilogy (im on book 2). I've been trying to get into V.E. Shwab's books but none of the audiobooks are hitting so I want to try reading them physically. I'm currently rewatching Attack on Titan; thinking about finally watching JJK s2 after or finally starting Solo Leveling. Also, I'm looking for a K-Drama to start bc I havent watched one since Marry My Husband ended earlier this year.

In terms of star wars stuff: i feel like I'm gonna need someone to force me to watch the bad batch or I'm just never gonna start it. I havent watched tales of the Empire yet either. I skimmed through the mandalorian s3 just for Bo clips but it looked as disappointing as I had heard it was. I'm still only on The High Republic: Into the Dark book (phase 1, Wave 1 🥲). Idk new sw stuff isn't hitting rn; but it may just be my prequels-era-loving genes taking control. I might open up gif requests again soon too...

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

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hi i’m seeing no one talk about this cover??? this is HAUNTING, it’s dedicated it to everyone who’s died from the coronavirus so far especially healthcare staff i just,,,

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new reaction image just dropped chat

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Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body) // Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

[Dennis // Female horror protagonists]

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Vetalamierda

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someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

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Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

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69 + personal delulu

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HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free