swordbot9000
Swords, are fuckin sweet
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swordbot9000 · 5 hours ago
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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swordbot9000 · 14 hours ago
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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames
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swordbot9000 · 3 days ago
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My favorite underrated star wars characters who deserve better:
My king Bail Organa. Or as i like to call him ‘your local jedi supporter’
PLO KOON. PERIOD.
Fennec Shand. I love her so much she’s amazing i aspire to be that badass
Gungi. He’s simply adorable and i screamed when we found out he survived order 66
SATINE KRYZE. My beloved pacifistic woman who ruled a people of weaponry belief and rebuild Mandalore on her own, you deserved better than to die simply because you loved a man so selflessly
Hondo Ohnaka. Might not be that underrated but to lucasfilm he is, for a reason that is beyond me.
YADDLE. The fact we saw so little of her in TOTJ but I’m completely sold on the fact she’s phenomenal is quite something imo
Embo. He’s so cool
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swordbot9000 · 3 days ago
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swordbot9000 · 3 days ago
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if it will keep you from setting them off while people are trying to celebrate. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ
... but of course. ᕙ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ
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swordbot9000 · 3 days ago
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Can't believe they put a slutty little hood on Viago's armor, and he didn't wear it even once...
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swordbot9000 · 3 days ago
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tiktok: christinajulian_91
audio credit: anthony vincent
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swordbot9000 · 3 days ago
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Alexa, play "No Longer You"
Animatic by yours truly An extended version will be uploaded on my YouTube channel
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swordbot9000 · 4 days ago
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Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.
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swordbot9000 · 4 days ago
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swordbot9000 · 5 days ago
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About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.
It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.
So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.
So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.
Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.
The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.
... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.
Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.
Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.
And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.
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swordbot9000 · 6 days ago
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thanks so much for responding so quick! Once again, the art was amazing!
Hi,
I LOVED LOVED LOVED your Locus Felix comic holy shit. Question, the video link is broken, what was it?
updated the original link to a still working one, I might repost the video somewhere myself to make sure I can keep it up
here also for convenience
https://www.reddit.com/r/RedvsBlue/comments/1gcr03l/a_drunk_felix_tells_you_a_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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swordbot9000 · 6 days ago
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happy holidays everyone
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swordbot9000 · 6 days ago
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"Right Choice" - Based on this video
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swordbot9000 · 6 days ago
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Ever since starting to publish romance novels I’ve been checking out the romance books at the thrift store specifically for the clinch covers, as a reference for what I might want to do with my own books.
As a culture we mocked these to extinction but I think we were just afraid of their power. The modern clinch revival still hasn't reached the heady heights of what they were doing in the 80s! The vintage covers can be really quite explicit. These ones in particular were steamy enough they had to be hidden on an inner flap.
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swordbot9000 · 6 days ago
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HERE IS A WORKING DOWNLOAD FOR THE DSMP WORLD DOWNLOAD I HAVE TESTED IT AND IT WORKS!!!!!
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update: if the mega file gives you trouble, there is a gofile upload of the world in the rbs! this link also includes a guide to using a VPN to get around mega's bs
direct gofile link, includes a trimmed-down version that is 2.54gb instead of 15.25gb
website with coordinates and download guides
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