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“Take your hands off your neck and hold on to the ghost of my body”

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@severelyok Their average lifespan averages out to one year give or take. Often times "pedigree" dogs will die before reaching sexual maturity so breeders will clone them in an attempt to breed them further. It should be noted that clones are more prone to genetic defects than their originals.

thinking about 2x pimpy 3x bape

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Imagine getting harassed by some strange teleporting old lady at work and asking your manager about it and it turns out that she is the CEO

So from what I can understand so far, most of the newer TBD cookies have no idea who the hell TK is and as a result don’t know why TK just seems to randomly appear out of thin air.

It’s extremely funny to me that Timekeeper Cookie won’t elaborate anything to the employees. The older ones? They know who TK is. Whatever TKs doing isn’t much of their concern. The newer ones? They’re so confused.

Who is this stranger.

What division are they working at.

Why are they in places only certain cookies are allowed.

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I don't understand this ship cause i like fluff over agnst but i still like it. Also given that its my birthday ima start posting dayly while i work on a big edit for my main

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coudlr u draw timekeeepr in a banana costume

Does this work

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that fucking chrome dinosaur

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Cookie Run’s Scorpion Cookie. I love her.

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where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters

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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

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One of my best memories is stopping at a fast food joint before volunteering at a local con and seeing half the occupants in various cosplays

people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.

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One of my best memories is stopping at a fast food joint before volunteering at a local con and seeing half the occupants in various cosplays

people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.

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Most successful assassination of all time

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me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

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the post: everything has a right to exist in fiction, even if it's fucked up

the comments: i was going to reblog this until i realized op likes fucked up stuff in fiction. this is a common dogwhistle phrase for people who like fucked up stuff in fiction. they have to talk in code to trick people into agreeing with them. stay safe out there!