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Guest: Hey can I use your bathroom?
Host: Oh, yeah! It's right over there.
Guest: Sick!
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This little girl loves her human enough to follow him in places kittens don’t go.
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i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
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