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Nick: It's beautiful out here.

Salim: And quiet.

Rachel: Too quiet.

Eric: Did we lose someone?

cut to Jason with a vampire in a headlock

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OH MY GOD THIS ACCURATE LMAOO

We are so back (part 1)

Bonus:

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I need a guy that I love more than the fictional ones. Until then I will remain pining over non-existent men on Tumblr.

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- Vladimir Nabokov

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hehehehheh

Soap, watching a horror movie:"oh damn he's hot."

Ghost:"You're attracted to the masked killer?!"

Soap:"Simon, I'm dating you."

Ghost:

Ghost:"oh my God..."

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damn. i think you’re right.

I've been thinking about crop circles and how they kind of just stopped being a thing like 20 years ago and I've decided the obvious explanation is that they were all made by one individual alien who recently retired from the art world after a long career of controversial surrealist art in which he went from one pre-contact planet to another fucking with the indigenous species' corn

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When summer evenings feel like this gif it’s beautiful and it’s worth it

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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

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as an artist myself, i approve. 🖤

sometimes being an “artist” is doing very serious, elaborate and emotional work

and sometimes it’s drawing the dumbest thing you can think of

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ooppss 🤭

whatever u do, do not watch Salem s3 e8 (exactly 38 mins in)

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THISSSS

absolutely seething because I can never find any good fanfiction for a girl who isn’t some timid little fuck puppet. Like I get that some girls are hyper feminine but oh my god I just need a reader who can kick ass and hold their own. I’m not 4 foot 2 and 3 pounds I’m a decent sized female who could easily fill out the shirts of men I thirst over. I’m not cutely strolling into the room in my little pink sundress and white sandals, no dude I’m stomping into that room in jeans and a t shirt combat boots and saying the most disgusting dick joke you’ve ever heard. Sorry guys I’m not a girly girl

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The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

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this is actually so fucking cool

How Rain Evolved Its Distinct Scent—and Why Animals and Humans Love It

New research reveals the ancient symbiotic relationship behind geosmin, the chemical compound responsible for the scent of fresh rain

The distinctive, earthy smell of fresh rain isn’t just wet dirt. According to new research, it’s the chemical potion bacteria have been using to attract tiny arthropods for more than 400 million years.

Read the full article here.

Photo by Ryan Hodnett

Article by Alex Fox via SmithsonianMag

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Get over the shame and the lack of confidence and the fear of failure and the imposter syndrome. Nobody cares. Some people are cruel and mean and love to watch others fail. So what? Do you really want to prove them right? Get the fuck up, we’re chasing our dreams like our lives depend on it because, in case you forgot, they do.

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YES.

the grim reaper being armed with an enormous razor sharp scythe becomes a lot less intimidating when you understand just how common a tool scythes actually were in the pre industrial era of agriculture. it's like if we invented a personification of death called "the dark handyman" who takes souls by loosening them from the body with his wrench.

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WHAT IS THIS NEW ATROCITY IM HEARING OF WTFFFFF

Netflix did NOT just cancel Shadow and Bone

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Ghost: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Yn: It was autocorrect.

Ghost: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Yn: Yes.