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soo this is kind of very outta pocket but i need this out of my brain.

i think it is absolutely hilarious that like everyone in twilight has the most depressing backstory you’ve ever heard and then emmett literally squared up with a bear before he was turned and went on with his life like it was nothing.

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We used to make posts about loki on here

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reposting againnn because people need to hear it!!

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

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❤ Love train! Send this to all the blogs you love! don't forget to spread the love!

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GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

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THIS.

I hate it when books are tagged incorrectly like how everyone walks all over/uses bloodbound as a diamond mine because it's tagged as "CEO sexy vampire" making it look like one of those 50 shades of gray Twilight fanfic but in reality it's a really well written supernatural horror.

Like don't get me wrong it contains romance and smut (not complaining that was great too) but it's so much more than that.

I will never shut up about how much I love bloodbound everything from the world building to the love interests to the plot to the antagonists was amazing.

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i do honestly fuck so hard with any fantasy or otherwise not a direct 1:1 recreation of the real world setting that acknowledges that mental illness and trauma still exist without compromising the fundamentally different common societal perceptions that would develop around it as a result of that convergent timeline. i love that it allows for more immersive worldbuilding without denying the reality of people's experiences to achieve it. like you can still have PTSD it's just called battle sickness or some shit.

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hehehhehehe

ugh fine 🫱(‿🪚‿)🫲

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#notnickthirdwheeling😂😂

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oh my god this made my week lmaooo

ghost: i wonder if different brands of shampoo taste different

soap: they do

ghost:

soap:

ghost:

soap: wait, ask me again and i’ll hesitate before answering this time

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Nick: It's beautiful out here.

Salim: And quiet.

Rachel: Too quiet.

Eric: Did we lose someone?

cut to Jason with a vampire in a headlock

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OH MY GOD THIS ACCURATE LMAOO

We are so back (part 1)

Bonus:

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I need a guy that I love more than the fictional ones. Until then I will remain pining over non-existent men on Tumblr.

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- Vladimir Nabokov

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hehehehheh

Soap, watching a horror movie:"oh damn he's hot."

Ghost:"You're attracted to the masked killer?!"

Soap:"Simon, I'm dating you."

Ghost:

Ghost:"oh my God..."

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damn. i think you’re right.

I've been thinking about crop circles and how they kind of just stopped being a thing like 20 years ago and I've decided the obvious explanation is that they were all made by one individual alien who recently retired from the art world after a long career of controversial surrealist art in which he went from one pre-contact planet to another fucking with the indigenous species' corn

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When summer evenings feel like this gif it’s beautiful and it’s worth it