swilkas
swilkas
can't go home, got my dick stuck in the moon
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swilkas · 17 hours ago
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this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
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swilkas · 3 days ago
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RIP yahoo answers
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swilkas · 3 days ago
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it's pump time baba
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swilkas · 3 days ago
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swilkas · 3 days ago
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I decided to draw this scene
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swilkas · 4 days ago
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I have a potential Rover client that'd pay me over 500$ but I'd have to wake up early before school to do it. I hope they pick me
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Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?
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swilkas · 4 days ago
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calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”
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swilkas · 4 days ago
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African Emerald Cuckoo (Chrysococcyx cupreus), family Cuculidae, order Cuculiformes, found in much of Sub-Saharan Africa
photograph by Hugh Chittenden
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swilkas · 4 days ago
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Line read that keeps me up at night
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pure adrenaline
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swilkas · 4 days ago
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marbled polecats look like they're hiding aluminium wire stop motion armatures underneath them
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swilkas · 5 days ago
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
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we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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