swifty75
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swifty75 · 5 months ago
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
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swifty75 · 7 months ago
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“A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.” - Mitch Hedberg
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swifty75 · 9 months ago
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Why is the objective of golf to play the least amount of golf?
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swifty75 · 9 months ago
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. -Steven Wright
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swifty75 · 10 months ago
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A thought.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
-Steven Wright
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