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yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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They’re in prison for insider trading.

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genuinely wheezing laughing at this description of dicken's awful pet with lead poisoning

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i hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. which is why i must stay emotionally unavailable. for feminism.