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I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

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i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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uhhhh fuck it *gummies your escapers*

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Emergency Pro-Suicide Message From Steve Harvey

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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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some end roll gifs i made from sprites in the game's files <3

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California girls we're unaccountable

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Quote of the day

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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense