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I will pay you to draw Odysseus like this. Real cash money

How much

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WIP Nudity another paper doll bc i used all my juice on that last peice- mostly just a scar map before i play dressup and also a longwinded rant about the minecraft movie video and the CANNONICAL MPREG???? JOOFY??? SIR???

Modern ish base au type joofy VS "dear god this man has never had a good day in his life" video joofy. seriosuly though this man is always in the situation of all time. how is he still full of girlish whimsey. he really is like "on the verge of tears but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we-"

also its small are you cant really see it but this is on both of them

Im not letting him forget the godamn minecraft movie- im making him a single father at every opportunity. you dont get to make mpreg cannon and a major plot point and then just like move past it. like no no hold on no wait no your telling me... your in a breeding prison with your rival and the guard says "fuck or die" and then it cuts to black and we come back to your rival going "WOW THAT FELT GREAT CAN WE DO IT AGAIN" and then you go "I GAVE BIRTH" AND THEN THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A SON IS A KEY PLOT POINT THAT LEADS TO YOU SACRIFICING YOURSELF AND YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR YOUR SON??????? ok actually i might put this on the other acount just for that because WHAT W H A T i mean props to you king hell yeah "any guy can be babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother"

BUT WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR RIVAL GOING "wow ;) your good ;) maybe we can do that again sometime ;)" ??????? and also the fact that HE GOT PREGNANT????? HE BOTTOMS???? OR AT LEAST GOT PENATRATED????? its been like a week since i watched the video and im still thinking about it. like i first watched it and was like "ayo? hold up- ok were moving on alright sure yeah hahah funny sex joke back to the kids brainrot" BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND LIKE HUH????? ill be honest this has changed from a "look at my doll before i put him in silly outfits :3" post to a "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES CANNON MPREG BOTTOM JOOFY?????? HUH????????????? H U H????????????????????????" post BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??????? WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THAT?????????? also gamerboi jr is NOT their son i thought he was but then his mom showed up so gamerboi has two children and given the fact that he seems to have a relatively good relationship with both of them and dosent like arguing in front of them seems to be a good dad. They are bitter exes who barely tolerate eachother to me. great parents they just cannot be in the same room for more than 5 minutes and try to do drop offs as quickly as possible. Also tbh im just as confused about the birth as he is in that video bc he distinctly says "but we're both guys" in response to the "produce a child" thing wich implies that it should be biologically impossible. The three options ive got currently are 1. Trans man who is going to have some WORDS with his bottom surgery provider 2. Omega (the funniest one) 3. Intersex, Chimerism (ate his sister in the womb but didnt finish the job). Its what im going with for a few reasons but the other two options are also valid as hell and honestly i wanna see more of them. spesifically the omega one because its funny as fuck. especially if its JUST HIM. everyone else is like a normal human its only him. like "oh yeah im going into heat soon" and everyone whips their heads around like "wghat"

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Please.... show us his insides........... pretty please

if you insist…..

no bg version so you can see him better because this turned into a long drawing for some reason (the reason is im fucking insane about him)

i think he enjoys the attention. i mean he is still seawatt just a different version

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Please.... show us his insides........... pretty please

if you insist…..

no bg version so you can see him better because this turned into a long drawing for some reason (the reason is im fucking insane about him)

i think he enjoys the attention. i mean he is still seawatt just a different version

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You’re an idol for all techums everywhere 😋 robots are so fuckijg hottttt

THANK YOUUUUUU GDHSGSHDG please keep sending what you would like to be done to him. put him in situations and i WILL draw it.

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looks around…

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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

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Just going to start adding this to the end of random posts to see how much chaos can be generated by it

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You know that one fic with redbo and droidwatt wireplay

Please draw it please please please cries

im allergic to drawing him with skin im sorry ik he technically has it in the fic but who gaf

this is the fic btw….. chapter two is allegedly being written…… hopefully

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trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

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this is so stupid LMAO but heres the second part of this ask

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reqs?? uhh i think this fandom deserves redbo in a maid dress

anything to get those views up huh…

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Simbo do you think the droid is hot/smash or pass that robot‼️

Smash.

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People who subscribed after TWO posts and ONE fanart, this is for you 😔🫵

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"i want him bouncing and moaning on it" okayyyy and what abt struggling and sobbing on it 😐