sweetestjade
Luke’s Big Sister
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jade | she/her | 21 | infj | ✨would die/kill for Luke✨ | some headcanons here and there
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sweetestjade · 8 months ago
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Lucifer: Who the fuck drinks wine at three in the morning?
MC: Your frustrated spouse. Me. *swirls the liquid in the wine glass a bit aggressively*
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: I'll finish up my work quickly.
MC: Continue to work without rest, and we'll fight.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: Yes, love.
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sweetestjade · 8 months ago
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I love the idea of an MC that is or has grown up poor coming to the Devildom. (As someone who grew up very poor)
MC: You mean you're giving me this smartphone for free?
And I can live here for free?
And I can eat as much as I want?
And I don't have to pay for school?
.....you guys have a mansion?!?!"
Also I love to think about Asmo & Diavolo finding out they're poor in the human realm and showering MC with gifts and shopping trips.
Imagine Asmo takes them to get their hair done professionally for the first time.
Diavolo has them go to a fancy restaurant for the first time with them.
I love this idea so much I think I may input it for one of my MCs.
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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LEVI CHASING MAMMON I CANT-
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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i made something because it wont leave my mind
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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Asmodeus: Why are girls allowed to say girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend, but I can't say, "this is my twink malewife, Solomon"?
MC: ...What?
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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lucifer (respectfully) uses MC as a stress ball
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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*Diavolo holding a toad with a toy missile taped on it*
MC: Watcha got there Dia?
Diavolo: I was told it is a human tradition to kiss under the missile toad! I’d like to participate with you.
MC: *trying not to laugh*
Diavolo: capturing it was very difficult…..
*MC gets on tip toes and kisses Diavolo as he’s speaking*
MC: it’s mistletoe, the plant, but I appreciate the effort.
*Diavolo blushes as the toad croaks in his hand*
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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The Demon Brothers finding MC asleep in various places around the House of Lamentations and moving them to bed.
I feel like you can 100% tell who my favourite brother is here (if my url doesn't give it away lol)... sorry if it's a little repetitive.
Lucifer
The last thing Lucifer expected when he walked into his study was to find you, curled up on one of the chairs by the fireplace, fast asleep. You were still in your RAD uniform, and were it not for the serene look on your face, he’d be worried about it creasing.
You’d been having a rough time of things lately, there were one or two subjects you were struggling with, but somehow you were keeping on top of things at RAD. Your homework was always submitted on time and your grades, while not stellar by a demon's standards, were still very good, considering you’d never studied these subjects before.
You must have been exhausted.
Still, it was hardly appropriate, nor could it possibly be good for your body to sleep here, all scrunched up in that chair. He should wake you and send you off to bed, but your sleeping face was so sweet, he just couldn’t find it in him to disturb you.
Instead, he crouched down in front of you, gently tucking his arms around your shoulders and behind your knees and lifting you up.
What he should have done, was carry you to your own room. But, his was so much closer, he reasoned, and with the pile of papers on his desk, it’s not like he was going to be using his bed any time soon. And, even if it was just to himself, he had to admit, the thought of you spending the night in his bed filled him with a comfortable warmth, regardless of whether or not he was there to hold you as you slept.
With his mind made up, he carried you into his room, pushing back the covers with his foot before placing you ever so gently upon the mattress, and covering your sleeping form. He gave your head a few soft strokes, before leaning down and pressing a kiss to your cheek.
“Sleep well, my love.”
Mammon
Mammon was so used to waltzing into the common room and vaulting the couch before dropping himself onto it without needing to check for sleeping humans, that he very nearly landed right on top of you. Sure, he might have to be vigilant of a sleeping Belphie, but if his brother didn’t want to be sat on, maybe he shouldn’t sleep on the couches in the common room. You, on the other hand, he was a little more worried about crushing.
“What’cha think you’re doing, sleeping here?” he grumbled at you, folding his arms as he plopped down on the opposite couch.
You, being asleep, didn’t answer him, opting instead to groan and turn over, facing the back of the couch.
“Oi, don’t ignore me!” Mammon snapped, his voice raised just slightly. He frowned when you gave another disgruntled groan, curling in on yourself.
He should wake you. Shouldn’t he? Sleeping there couldn’t be good for you, even with the fireplace lit it wasn’t exactly the warmest room in the house, you might catch a chill, and then what would happen? Humans are so weak, after all. Can’t they die from being cold?
But you looked so peaceful, and he didn’t want to risk upsetting you by shaking you awake.
Okay, maybe he didn’t want to wake you. I mean, you were tired enough to fall asleep in the common room, so it would just be rude to wake you, wouldn’t it? Besides, you looked happy and comfortable, and waking you would just bother you, and maybe you wouldn’t be able to get back to sleep, then you’d just complain about it to him, and that’s too much hassle right now.
But he definitely couldn’t leave you here where anyone could just wander in and see your adorable sleeping face. Err, I mean, anyone could just wander in and disrupt your nap.
Maybe he should just take you to your room? It’s the best place for you right now, after all. Ah, but any moment now, he could almost guarantee one of his brothers would be around to demand your attention. You were too tired to deal with that.
Then, it was decided, he’d take you somewhere where you’d be able to get some decent sleep. That place being, of course, his room. It’s not possessiveness, he just knows that no ones likely to bother you there!
Lifting you into his arms with your own arms over his shoulders, he manoeuvred his way through the halls, taking special care to avoid anyone he may encounter. Once he reached his room, he faced the real challenge. Those damn stairs. Honestly, he’d always thought having stairs down into his room was pretty sick, and never factored in the possibility of having to carry an unconscious human down them.
He took careful steps, keeping you clutched close as he very slowly descended into his room. It took longer than he’d have ideally liked, but eventually, he had his feet on the floor of his room and he could lower you onto his bed, expecting you to relax against the soft mattress, which you did. What he didn’t expect, is that you wouldn’t let him go!
Now he was stuck, hovering awkwardly above you with your arms holding him in place. Shit, this was gonna look really bad if you woke up.
As gently as he could so as not to wake you, he began trying to pry your arms off him, eventually managing to de-tangle himself from you with a sigh. “You’re gonna be the death of me, y’know,” he grumbled, gently brushing your hair out of your face with a fond smile.
“G’night, ya nightmare.”
Leviathan
“I’m home,” called Levi, tightly clutching an Anidaemon bag to his chest as the front doors closed behind him. Honestly, he was glad in-store only releases were getting rarer. Going out was too much of a hassle, people were too loud and it was impossible to talk to anyone without ending up a stuttering mess. Still, he had to keep telling himself it was worth it for Ruri-chan.
He moved into the house, ready to put the day behind him, when he spotted you, stretched out on the couch that sat in the entry hall, sleeping soundly. What were you doing there? Why was there a couch in the entry hall anyway? Who sits in the entry hall?
Now, Levi was faced with a dilemma. On the one hand, he wanted to be your dependable senpai, and part of that was taking good care of his cute kohai and putting them to bed when they fell asleep in the entry hall like a dork. On the other hand, his mind was screaming no, don’t touch them, leave them alone, that's creepy!
Although, he only wanted to help. I mean, surely it can’t be good for you to sleep here? It’s pretty breezy, and there’s probably people coming back and forth a lot, so you can’t be getting any level of quality sleep. You’d understand him wanting to help, right? You wouldn’t hate him for moving you? For picking you up?
The obvious answer was just to wake you up so you could walk to bed yourself, but just as he lay a hand on your shoulder, he hesitated. No. He couldn’t do that. Just look at you, looking so cosy despite the draft from the door. You just looked too cute, he couldn’t wake you.
So, he was back to square one. It looked like the only option he had was to move you himself.
You wouldn’t be mad, would you? It’s not like he’s moving you for some weird or gross reason, he just wants you to be comfortable and safe, and the entry hall is not the place to accomplish that. He’d just have to move you to your room.
Yup, he’d just have to pick you up, and move you… Just have to pick you up…
Nope, couldn’t do it! He couldn’t just… I mean, it’s weird, right? Even with the best of intentions, just picking you up like that… He’d have to touch you, and you’d probably hate that, wouldn’t you? And what if he dropped you, or bumped you against something, or someone saw him carrying you and assumed… Ugh, no, it couldn’t be done! You’d just have to stay there. Sorry.
But… it did get awfully chilly in the entryway, and humans got sick so easily, it was cruel to just leave you there… Or, maybe he could get you a blanket or something?
No, no, no. Then, you’d be covered and warm, but you’d still be in the entry hall, where anyone could disturb you. The only option he had left was to… to pick you up and… and move you…
Mustering all his courage, Levi hung his Anidaemon bag on his arm, moving it up into the crook of his elbow, before crouching down. Okay… he was really gonna do this… and you can’t be mad at him…
Slowly, he eased his arms under your sleeping body and gently lifted you, holding most of your weight against his chest. “Ohhh, don’t drop them, don’t drop them, don’t drop them,” he muttered, clutching you as tightly as he could. Honestly, if his muttering didn’t wake you, his shaking might.
Now, he just needed to move you as carefully and as quickly as possible…
He did, very briefly, think about taking you to his room so you could get some more sleep – no one would look for you in his room, after all – but quickly quashed that idea. Absolutely not! He felt creepy enough moving you at all, he wasn’t about to hide you away in his bedroom like some creepy yandere.
Levi shook his head with a frustrated groan, and started towards your room. When he arrived, he struggled with the door for a while before finally managing to get it open and hurrying inside, kicking it closed behind him.
As gently and as quickly as he could, he placed you on the unmade bed and pulled the covers over you.
With a soft sigh, you stirred, stretching your body before curling yourself into the downy bed.
Levi smiled, watching as that sweet, peaceful look settled on your face. Would you be mad if he… No, he couldn’t! No matter how much he wanted to kiss you right now, he physically couldn’t. It was just too much. Besides, did he really want you to be asleep the first time he did that? No, instead, he settled for gently brushing his thumb over your cheek.
“Sweet dreams, Henry.”
Satan
It wasn’t the first time Satan has found you asleep in the library, nor did he suspect it would be the last. He had to admit, it always made him feel a little warmer inside to see you curled up with a book on your chest, particularly if it was one he had recommended.
Today was no different. You were sat in your favourite chair by the fire, with your legs tucked beneath you and a blanket over your lap. You neck was at an angle that Satan was sure couldn’t be comfortable, with half a cup of tea waiting on the coffee table, cold as ice by now.
Kneeling down in front of you, Satan gently pried the book out of your hands, marking your page with your bookmark and placing it on the coffee table. He removed the blanket from you and folded it over his shoulder, before scooping you up into his arms. As he moved passed the coffee table, he caught sight of the half empty cup. He probably should take it out to the kitchen, but you were his priority right now. Besides, as petty as it was, a cold, half empty coffee cup left in the library was sure to rub Lucifer the wrong way.
As previously mentioned, Satan had found you this way many times before, and each time he’d done the same thing, carrying you to your room and tucking you into bed. Initially, he’d intended to tuck you into his bed, but when faced with the cluttered and hazardous reality that was his room, he decided it would be best to put you somewhere where you were less likely to be buried in a book avalanche.
He carried you, as planned, to your bedroom. He placed you down on your neatly made bed, pulling the blanket from over his shoulder and laying it over your sleeping body.
Part of him wished to join you, but he restrained himself, knowing how disorienting it would have been for you to wake up, not only in a different room, but with him at your side. He gently stroked your arm, before tucking the thin blanket further around you.
“Enjoy your nap, kitten.”
Asmodeus
When you invited him to a small picnic in the garden, just the two of you, Asmodeus was already planning how he’d arrange all the photos he was going to take on his Devilgram. He was thinking maybe scenery shots first, then pictures of the snacks you’d prepared, then selfies.
He was really looking forward to spending some quiet time with you, eating some sweet snacks and taking some good selfies. However, when he joined you in the garden, he found you curled up on the picnic blanket, sleeping soundly with petals from the surrounding flowerbed in your hair.
You looked so sweet, and so… aesthetic… Part of him wanted to take a picture of you like this, asleep among the flowers, looking downright ethereal. He didn’t know if he’d even want to post it to Devilgram – he knows his followers would adore it, but he wanted to keep this sight for himself.
He didn’t take the picture. As much as he wanted to capture this moment forever, taking a photo of you when you were asleep and vulnerable was a little invasive. He’d just have to hold this moment in his heart, eternally.
At first, he didn’t want to move you. He sat down, cross-legged beside you and just soaked in the peace of the moment. It wasn’t until he lay his hand on your arm that he realised he couldn’t leave you here. You’d grown cold in the chill of the early evening.
“Oh, dear,” he muttered to himself, tucking his DDD into his pocket and easing you into his arms. “Let’s get you somewhere warm, before your skin dries out.”
He carried you into the house and to his room, where he placed you on the bed. He folded the duvet over you, keeping you wrapped up warm. He joined you on the bed and began running his hands through your hair.
It was a shame he wouldn’t get to enjoy the picnic you’d made for the two of you, but spending time with you like this was good, too. And the picnic wasn’t going to go to waste, he’d make sure of it.
Fishing out his DDD, he sent a text to Beelzebub.
'MC and I left in picnic basket in the garden. It’s yours, if you want it.'
The reply was instantaneous.
'I’m on my way. Thank you.'
Asmo locked his DDD, tossing it gently to the foot of the bed, before turning his attention back to you, still sleeping wrapped up in his duvet, warm and cosy.
“Dream about me, my darling.”
Beelzebub
When Beel found you sat at the dining room table with your head in your folded arms, his first instinct was to make sure you’re okay. While he couldn’t hear anything, you did look a bit like you might be crying, and he hated to see you sad.
He lay a hand on your back to try and comfort you, and that’s when he noticed your soft snores. Beneath your folded arms was your Devildom History textbook, your slightly chewed pen resting between your teeth. You must have fallen asleep while studying, he deduced.
He was glad you weren’t upset, and you did look kind of sweet, fast asleep at the dining table like that, but sleeping hunched over like that couldn’t possibly be good for your spine.
Beel was used to finding Belphie asleep in all sorts of positions, and even he got sore after sleeping hunched over like that. Humans were far more delicate than demons, so he just knew your back was going to ache like death if he left you here.
With his hand still on your back, he gently shook you. “MC, you shouldn’t sleep here,” he called, but you just whined quietly and turned your head, tucking your face into the crook of your elbow.
Beel smiled. Yep, that’s exactly how Belphie would have responded, too.
Alright then, if he couldn’t wake you, Beel reasoned that he’d just have to move you himself. Ever so slowly, he eased the chair out just enough for him to wrap his arms around you, taking great care not to let you fall as he gently lifted you up, your head resting on his shoulder. Balancing you on one arm, he closed your Devildom History book and notebook, dropped your pen beck into your pencil case and tucked the three under his arm.
Beel wrapped his arm back around you and carried you through the corridor and into your bedroom, where he placed you gently on your bed before moving to leave your things on your desk. As he moved back over to you, he pulled a fleece blanket from the linen basket at the foot of your bed and draped it over you, placing a kiss on your cheek as he tucked it around you.
“See you in the morning, sweetheart.”
Belphegor
A five minute rest had turned into a thirty minute nap, and Belphie was late. Nothing new there, he was often late for this exact reason. But this time, he was late for plans he’d made with you, and that was the only reason he felt guilty about it. You two had planned to meet up in the planetarium twenty minutes ago, not to do anything in particular, but even so, he felt bad that he’d unintentionally stood you up.
“Sorry, MC,” he said as he walked into the room mid-yawn. “I didn’t mean to—” he cut himself off when he opened his eyes, unable to see you. He sighed. You must have gotten bored with waiting for him and gone to find something else to do. Understandable, he guessed, but it still pissed him off. You could have come to wake him up, after all. Anyone else he’d get mad at, but for you (and Beel), it was okay.
He turned to leave the room – might as well go back to sleep now – but stopped when he heard something. It sounded like a soft whine, and it was definitely your voice. He turned back around and scanned the room once more, finding you stretched out on the floor of the planetarium, fast asleep.
He smiled. At least you’d both been asleep, he supposed.
He knelt down beside you, dropping his pillow just above your head before gently looping an arm beneath your shoulders and lifting you just enough to slide the pillow under your head, and laying you back down.
Leaving one arm under you, he settled down beside you, holding you close as he pressed a kiss to the very tip of your nose.
“I’ll see you in my dreams, starlight.”
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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Diavolo be there sitting in a meeting and acting all nice in front of the brothers as if he didn't tell you that he wants to lock you up and keep you for himself forever.
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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i was in the food court of the train station the other day, gobbling up some chicken nuggets cause i was #late when all of a sudden a pigeon paddled its way through the hallway and into another restaurant of said food court like it was nothing. and then, another one came under my chair, did a spin, and calmly exited through the doors.
so when satan canonically complains about him being the only person forbidden from having pets, i imagine mammon and his familiars are the ones he despises the most.
like. imagine a demon man, a grown ass millennia year-old demon making a crow go into the kitchen to get him some food cause he was hungry and too lazy to go. and as you are on your jolly way to the kitchen for your midnight snack run, you hear a couple pats on the tile. you turn on the hallway light, eyes adjusting to the brightness, and then you see it: the crow, carrying what you presume is a cup of noodles (dry). behind it is beelzeebub, boiler (empty) in one hand and a snack on the other. you don't question it. it's none of your business, and you're too tired. you just want your madam scream's doughnut you saved for later and the sweet comfort of uninterrupted sleep.
you also don't question it when, on a thursday evening, you make eye contact with a crow that seems to be carrying a golden card in its beak. the card seems oddly familiar, but it's none of your business, so you shrug and continue your way into your room. whatever thoughts you could have about the meeting are confirmed when you hear an ever delightful "MAMMOOOONNN" reverberating through the house.
and, obviously, you don't question the crows that seem to be perched up on every other rooftop or balcony whenever you go out on your own, even for the quickest of grocery runs. it's none of your business, after all (but, internally, you can't say you're complaining that your first demon decided to make your business, his too). you send the last one a flying kiss before you enter the hol, just to see mammon coincidentally pacing behind the door, looking a bit more flushed than usual.
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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sad that I’m not living in an enchanted forest
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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MC basically being Luke's unofficial parent everytime he's on sight while Simeon's watching in the back like the supportive dad he is.
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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Lucifer: I was hanging out with Mc today, and when I told her she couldn’t eat ice cream for lunch, she told me that I wasn’t her best demon anymore.
Diavolo: What'd you do?
Lucifer: We compromised. She’s on her second bowl of ice cream and now I’m her best demon in the entire world.
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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Satan 💚
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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Dior Precieuses Rose Necklace one-of-a-kind rose necklace dripping with over 32 carats of diamonds, 11.5-carats of rubies and almost 377 emeralds, the largest weighing in at 7.81-carats. Via AM.
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sweetestjade · 2 years ago
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