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every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

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honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

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Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar

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Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.

(I love these nerds so much)

If you can think of others leave them in the comments!

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what am i doing with my life?

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“It’s not murder, it’s just really rude”

— (via outofcontextdnd)

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#America’s Dream Couple

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I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

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I feel like an illegitimate child

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THIS is quality content

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Pure savage

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the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap