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Founded by four young teenagers, South Acres is a quiet and bountiful little community. The little town thrives in the thicket of the woods, but some things have been left unsaid…Why would teenagers make this town?

Stanley “Stan” Marsh is losing everything- his place on the football team, practically every genuine friend he’s ever had, and his relationship with parents is already splintering. He stumbles across the town in an attempt to escape from it all, but all he’s doing is opening a Pandora box of questions. It’s up to you, new kids, to help him. Unlock hidden truths and secrets. Maybe you’ll be able to find out why everyone is here, and why this town exists….

…. If you play your cards right.

T R A N S C R I P T  B E L O W :

ANON: How did the town start off?

Butters: Well...I guess this is how it all began....

Butters, Voiceover as it pans over several robed figures: South Acres started with five people. I’m sure you already know Eric Cartman. But....There’s also Police Commissioner Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick. Then there’s Mayor Barbara “Bebe” Stevens...And lastly...Dr. Michael “Mike” Makowski and his wife, Mrs. Henrietta Makowski.

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Founded by four young teenagers, South Acres is a quiet and bountiful little community. The little town thrives in the thicket of the woods, but some things have been left unsaid...Why would teenagers make this town?

Stanley “Stan” Marsh is losing everything- his place on the football team, practically every genuine friend he’s ever had, and his relationship with parents is already splintering. He stumbles across the town in an attempt to escape from it all, but all he’s doing is opening a pandora box of questions. It’s up to you, new kids, to help him. Unlock hidden truths and secrets. Maybe you’ll be able to find out why everyone is here, and why this town exists....

.... If you play your cards right.

TRANSCRIPT BELOW:

A red-headed girl, known as Kylie Broflovski, looks down at her desk, seemingly in thought, however something catches her gaze, which causes her immense concern.

Kylie: AHHHH

Butters, rushing over to her: KYLIE! Kylie calm down, you’re okay. It’s all okay.

Jimmy: B-B-Butters?

Butters put a hand on Kylie’s shoulders, comforting: Come on over, Jimmy.  See? Nothing to be afraid of.

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Leopold “Butters” Stotch, Playgroup Teacher

The bright and caring teacher for the South Acres Playgroup. Long since grown out of his timid nature, and quite the story to tell about himself. But you’ll need to be careful to get it out of him. He’s got a temper.

The Basics

Age: 18

Birthday: September 11th

Sexuality: Bisexual

Occupation: Playgroup Teacher

Weight: 136 lbs

Height: 5′9″

Loves: Kenny, Bunnies, Caretaking, Stanley “Stan” Marsh, Disney, His Job

Hates: Stephen Stotch, His birth family, Nickelodeon

Notes

Diagnosed and medicated sociopath

Bipolar

Half-Blind

Was almost murdered on more than one occasion

Has attempted murder in retaliation

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Founded by four young teenagers, South Acres is a quiet and bountiful little community. The little town thrives in the thicket of the woods, but some things have been left unsaid...Why would teenagers make this town?

Stanley “Stan” Marsh is losing everything- his place on the football team, practically every genuine friend he’s ever had, and his relationship with parents is already splintering. He stumbles across the town in an attempt to escape from it all, but all he’s doing is opening a pandora box of questions. It’s up to you, new kids, to help him. Unlock hidden truths and secrets. Maybe you’ll be able to find out why everyone is here, and why this town exists....

.... If you play your cards right.

Transcript Below:

NONNY: Also, why are you so protective of her?

Eric: Why?  Kylie is everything to me. Yeah...

Eric gets distracted by the photo of Kylie Broflovski, a seemingly happy girl on his desk and picks it up, looking it over intently.

Eric: She’s my everything. My sweet pumpkin pie...

His musings seemingly were distracted by a phonecall.

Eric: Hello? Butters?

POLL: Where to? The School or The Forest?

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How have you gotten so far in your profession at your age?

Eric: Well when you build a town from the ground up, you have to have some intelligence. I got my GED at age fourteen after I got sentenced to juvenile hall. After that, I breezed through college classes in order to establish my business and I eventually got out on good behavior. Now all I need to do is pass the bar exam.

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Why don't you like Stan?

Eric: That's complicated. I'll just say that I don't want him near Kylie. Period. Little bastard hurt my sweet pumpkin pie.

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Why have Kylie and her parents drifted apart?

Eric: That's not my story to tell...But they can burn in hell. They hurt her. Fuck them.

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Founded by four young teenagers, South Acres is a quiet and bountiful little community. The little town thrives in the thicket of the woods, but some things have been left unsaid...Why would teenagers make this town?

Stanley “Stan” Marsh is losing everything- his place on the football team, practically every genuine friend he’s ever had, and his relationship with parents is already splintering. He stumbles across the town in an attempt to escape from it all, but all he’s doing is opening a pandora box of questions. It’s up to you, new kids, to help him. Unlock hidden truths and secrets. Maybe you’ll be able to find out why everyone is here, and why this town exists....

.... If you play your cards right.

Eric Cartman Is Open For Questions!

Transcript Below: 

Eric: For the last time, Mr. Broflovski, she doesn’t want to see you. I understand she’s your daughter, but you fail to understand that you hurt her. She wants nothing to do with you! That’s FINAL! GOOD DAY!

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Eric Cartman, Attorney At Law

Gilligan Youth Service Center Alumni (read as: Juvie) and full of secrets. Eric is the town lawyer, and is one of the four (technically five) founders of South Acres. His temper is not to be messed with.

The Basics

Age: 17

Birthday: July 1st

Sexuality: Pansexual

Occupation: Lawyer

Weight: 119 lbs

Height: 6'1"

Loves: Kylie, Exercise, Frogs, Violin, Piano, Photography

Hates: Stanley "Stan" Marsh, Drugs and Alcohol

Notes

Severe abandonment issues

Trust Issues

PSTD

1/4th Founding members of South Acres

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Founded by four young teenagers, South Acres is a quiet and bountiful little community. The little town thrives in the thicket of the woods, but some things have been left unsaid...Why would teenagers make this town?

Stanley “Stan” Marsh is losing everything- his place on the football team, practically every genuine friend he’s ever had, and his relationship with parents is already splintering. He stumbles across the town in an attempt to escape from it all, but all he’s doing is opening a pandora box of questions. It’s up to you, new kids, to help him. Unlock hidden truths and secrets. Maybe you’ll be able to find out why everyone is here, and why this town exists....

.... If you play your cards right.