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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

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gas pumps are sexual in the way that gasoline smells so good and the nozzles are inherently phallic yet society says you cant do anything about that

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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Im a fempath it’s like empath but i only care about women

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every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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Got a free bible from the street preachers today they were like are you trying to reconnect with god and I was like no… I just collect free bible… not very pleased with that answer unfortunately but I was already away…. Got em again… #win #hallelujah

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remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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we got him a ball for little baby cats

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I made a scarf ☺️

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at the Punk show trying to figure out the general take on shipping discourse but all these people do is drink shitty beer and ask when the set starts.

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

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take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸