sweepofthesnake
SShe/Herpetology
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Call me Viper, Posstban Jadeblood, Read Pinned
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sweepofthesnake · 21 days ago
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do you yearn for the mines?
In many wayss, I never truly left.
My hive iss jusst a decommissssioned cloisster, or at leasst part of one, it sstill hass my old block with all my old sstuff.
It'ss nice, homely, hass a nosstalgic feel to it that I can appreciate.
But at leasst now I can go out and ssee the ssky.
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sweepofthesnake · 1 month ago
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The Jadebloodss yearn for the miness.
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sweepofthesnake · 4 months ago
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They sshould alsso do thiss with sstrawberriess.
they should make a kind of apple that isn't spicey... it would do WONDERS w me, the ideal audience 4 anything ever
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sweepofthesnake · 6 months ago
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Every highblood casste hass an i in it, ever think of that?
díìd you know? every síìngle míìdblood caste has an "e" íìn íìt
~* Inpurresting. ε:
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sweepofthesnake · 6 months ago
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I get the feeling today'ss gonna be a really good day.
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sweepofthesnake · 6 months ago
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They thought he wass gay.
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they thought i was gay
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sweepofthesnake · 6 months ago
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Me when I find out who the new Beforuss For Real Jusstice Head Mod iss.
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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I think I’m getting better.
I know they never loved me. I don’t need the “I told you so”. I already hear it echoing in my head in the voice of someone I utterly loathe. But it’s nothing new. They’ve been second guessing me this whole time.
I know better now. And I *can* be loved. Even if I don’t deserve it.
I can stop chasing the impossible. I don’t have to be loved by something that’s just hungry.
i hope they never read this.
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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my fucking gifss didn't even gif hell on viper technique
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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I don't think we are done here just yet, there's still a simple matter to contend with.
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AI, surely you must understand that butterfly wings are a cullable mutation, correct? And that no such grubs even make it out of the caverns, much less to adulthood.
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Frankly, it's a rather stupid claim to make, especially without evidence. I can personally attest to CC having no such wings, as I've actually met him in real life, and I know for a fact you haven't.
With that said,
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HAVE YOU ANY IDEA THE SERIOUSNESS OF YOUR ACCUSATIONS!? WHAT IF YOU'D GOTTEN HER CULLED, HUH? DO YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE WOULDN'T CHECK THE BODY, AND THEN COME FOR YOU NEXT!?
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Not only are you an idiot for making thes baseless accusations, but you're an idiot among idiots for thinking you'd get away with them.
Now take some time off of Grumblr and learn to think about the consequences your future actions may have on your own life.
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That will be all.
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I just found the worst photo of myself I have ever taken.
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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Sorry for being nosy, by the by. I just think you’re really cool.
Really?
Thankss anon that...that meanss a lot.
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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Oh, I meant favorites in general. Like, colors, animals, foods, music, y’know?
>favourite animal
take a wild guessss buddy
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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Sweet. Need to give that a try. Any other favorites?
Not really.
Tried Faygo once, to ssee if the clownss were onto anything.
They weren't.
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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What’s your favorite soda anyways?
I'm not much of a ssoda drinker ussually but I ssaw ssomething in the Neverwass recently and now I'm kind of on a Mountain Dew Russt kick.
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sweepofthesnake · 7 months ago
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Go get yourself some Spite (the soda)
mmmmm
ssoder
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