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Prompt // Credit to @SwanQueenTFLN // "I discovered there is no graceful way to remove your face from your girlfriends crotch when, when your parents and son walk in the room"

Thanks for the prompt // prompt credit @swanqueentfln

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“I discovered there is no graceful way to remove your face from your girlfriends crotch when, your parents and son walk in the room” Emma sat down in front of Belle drinking her coffee “Emma… you didn’t” “I kinda did” Emma replied feeling slightly embarrassed “You had sex in your parents apartment!?” Belle raised her voice slightly louder than she expected “What!?We’d covered every room at Regina’s house, Regina’s office and my house.” Belle laughed sipping at her iced tea “Emma, you are Regina are as bad as each other!” Emma frowned. “Having sex isn’t a bad thing belle” “No but with how much you two have sex I’m surprised you both are still standing.” Emma slammed her coffee down “Belle just because you’re not getting any-” “Hey! Don’t go there… you and Gina are both as horny as anything… you have to at least admit that!” Emma sighed “Yeah… okay. Our sex drive as been insane the last few weeks. And I’m glad… I’ve never had so much sex.” Belle smiled and took Emma’s hand “Well I am happy for both of you. You both deserve happiness and I’m glad you’ve found it with each other.”

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Thanks angsty! Believe it or not but I'm actually receiving calls like this now!

because it’s my birthday today and I haven’t received a call/message like this..

yet

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If we want to use any of these as a fic prompt, should we ask you about them specifically? Or just credit when the fic is posted? Thanks!

Just credit when you post it, thanks

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hi there! i read this fanfic a while ago but i can't seem to remember the title or author. emma is a truck driver or something and she sees regina on the side of the road and offers to take her wherever she wants

could it be The Long Haul by Karmadis

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what do these numbers you put on the pics mean?

check the faq

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Hey! Okay so I read this SQ FF sooo long ago and I wanna re-read it but I have no idea what it's called but it's so good and i can't remember much other then they adopt Felix as like their own son and they're married it's not au at all really

I have no idea sorry. can anyone help?

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Okay so I just found your blog like a sec ago, but apparently it was your bday recently. So yeahh. CONGRATU-(excuse my french but)MOTHERFUCKING-LATIONS ^*^ I hope you had am awesome bday :3

it was awesome thank you!

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Your blog is hands down one of my favs :) thank you!

no no thank you!

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Apologies if I like every single thing on your blog I just love it so much!!

that is the opposite of a problem my friend

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hey @angstbotfic I've missed the lead up to this, whatcha got goin on here and can I play?

I can’t decide if the heart palpations I got when I read this tweet were worth it or not…

because having the dirty little mind I do, those lines make up about 95% of my swanqueen fantasies.

Yet when I clicked the pic, I got this…

..not exactly the swanqueen moment I was hoping for.

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Happy Birthday!! I hope you get many calls and messages that will be redeemable for sex!

I had zero calls/texts for redeemable sex.. maybe next year?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

THANK YOOOOU!

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because it’s my birthday today and I haven’t received a call/message like this..

yet

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this blog is my new favorite love omg. Im obsessed

and this blog loves you!

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Your blog is simply amazing! You're amazing,omg every time I'm laughing so damn hard with your pics!:) Love xx.

I love getting messages from you 

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i like you, you make me smile