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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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the demons. they’re coming for me (fic ideas that i will never write but theyre soso good i promise)

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How I sleep knowing there’s something wrong with me

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“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

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in my overwhelmed era

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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shoutout to whoever is in love right now!! i hope you die and are dead. 

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this week has been absolutely horrible and today really pushed it over the edge :)

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i need a boyfriend so bad

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so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

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I cannot believe another week is like beginning we just finished one

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literally cannot sit in silence. my mind is literally the worst place to be in. the brief seconds between switching from one youtube video to the next are deafening

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Make it this and I’m in.

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2