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being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions
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teaching a shrimp how to read scripture through the tank. he hates it
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does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits
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Doctor told me to stop drinking mercury again lads
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i cant believe azaelia banks is designing wearable cryptocurrencies.... like she literally got cloned while she was with grimes. we live in hell i swear
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