First things first, I'll eat your brains. Then I'll start rocking gold teeth and fangs.Call me Dirk. /
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please follow my new pre-game latula! especially if you have homestuck muses, like…. hmu
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yaycreamymancakes:
i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings
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coreking Thanks for the update. I too am interested in the development of semen research, particularly gorilla spunk.
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coreking I'm not speaking to you until you apologize for writing 'I'd fuck Sawtooth's toasters with my exceedingly sharp chin' over my notes for his core processor.
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I'd take a picture of myself but that would break the image of me being white to all the folks on the internet and I can't do that.
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(nicki minaj playing softly in the distance)
#If Roxy were to be rated on the Richter scale the earth would probably crack in two.#Which is inconvenient because I live on the earth.#Though with the multiple versions of Earth floating around in the black hell-void of space that probably isn't a big deal.#Anyways. You look good.
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Anyways, here’s the pickle jar story.
So I was just finishing up my brototype build for Squarewave (who I’ll refer to as Square for the rest of my story,) and I was looking for his head. His head, right? It had all the main personality processors and rap creationators or whatever, so I needed it. But I realized that his face at the time looked way too cool for him, right? It was too edgy. Square wasn’t edgy, he was my bro. A bro shouldn’t look like a bad tron original character. So I dismantled him. I couldn’t let him live a lie.
And I’m sitting there, with the broken pieces of my bro in my hands, looking at his sad, sad little ro-bro chassis go through the motions without an external covering. And I’m wondering… how? How can I make him look like the cool kid he was meant to be.
And then I see it.
The Pickle Jar.
Its cylindrical shape beckoned. It knew that I had been waiting for it. I didn’t even fucking like pickles, so I don’t know why this jar was there. But It was. And I held it, this pickle jar. I held it in my machine-grease hands, and I said. This. This is going to be his head. So I removed the entire processor and build it like a ship in a bottle in this fucking pickle jar, and painted the surface with shitty metallic paint so that he wouldn’t know. But I know. Square’s head is a fucking pickle jar. He’ll always be a fucking pickle jar. He can put on that snapback backwards and yell “DAWGG” at me all he wants, but at the end of the day. I know.
And that’s a real pickle.
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Little does he know that I hold his sick, twisted robotic life in my clammy hands. That's right, asshole. I've installed a software that makes a rickroll pop-up on your screen that can't be removed. Live in fear, you sick fuck.
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Hey man, we get it. You want to fuck the wrinkly ass grandma ant from Bugs Life. We've gotten your submission 253 times.
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I've spent three weeks encrypting the hell out of my blueprints for Sawtooth to get Hal from cyberjacking off all over them. Yeah, we get it. 'Him big.' Please stop robo-splooging.
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‘Please stop sinning,’ I say. I am stoned on the spot.
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