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Fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Need to apply for a visa, asap. The fiancee visa sounds like the best bet, right? Well, somehow that's the only visa that the US Citizen isn't allowed to file for while abroad. My stay turns illegal in March, and Alex isn't back until the middle of March. Stress level is off the charts.
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#my three month old holy fucK#SHE IS THREE MONTHS GUYS#peanut.#she just wants to try and eat everything too#she is my daughter yep
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So for Valentines Day, I made sure to get Alex sent a big gift basket full of chocolate and treats and heart shaped things, and he decided to go ahead and out-do me and send me about three bouquets of flowers, and send me off to a spa for the day. You won this round, but just wait..
I miss him though guys, seriously. Sure, I'm happy here with our little zoo creatures and my little princess, Emmalyn, but I know I just won't be as happy as I could be until he's home. Honestly, one more month and he'll be back, and it seriously couldn't come sooner. Even I'm surprised I've lasted this long without completely breaking down and going mental.
Anyways, Rei's been being a little shit, learning now how to jump from side to side of the baby's crib, scaring the crap out of her and making her cry.. seriously please, leave the poor child alone. I'm pretty sure this is her revenge though for the day where Em was yanking on her tail.
All of that aside, it's been a pretty normal few weeks, despite the lacking of Alex around. Only a month left to go though, and he'll be home and back in my arms and shooting me dirty looks for going all, koala-clingy, on him.
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Going back to being non-existent and watching HGTV for days on end with Em.
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05/02/2013
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Guys stop, omf. So, it's Arial's, aka Alexia's writer's, birthday today, so everyone go wish her a happy birthday and fill her submit with pornographic images. xoxoxoxo
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just logged on to post this and scream maN DOWN. PHOEBE DOWN.
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