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The river as the only witness, for the greatest act of love given from a mother to her son

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"Start Over"

My second prompt fill for the SVSSS Gotcha4Gaza event, for @/ScorpioSnufkin on twitter.

Shen Qingqiu survives his self-destruction in Hua Yue City and recovers under Luo Binghe's care.

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"Have a cup of tea, shidi. "

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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

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Goodnight imagine shen yuan signing up for a charity date auction. His mentality is "everyone will be fighting over Binghe and no one will want me, I'll just tell Shang Qinghua to spend a good amount on me and pay him back later. It's for a good cause!"

The plan seems foolproof. Shang Qinghua makes the bid. The auctioneer asks if anyone will match it. Then things start going wrong when several people do.

Shen Yuan is super embarrassed as Shang Qinghua keeps promising to donate more more and more. Even Liu Qingge bids for him!! It's nice of Liu-di to think Shen Yuan is worth so much, but he's raised his bid 3 times now!! There's doing something nice for your friend and then there's drawing unnecessary attention!

Shang Qinghua helplessly shrugs his shoulders because they're WELL over the amount Shen Yuan gave him beforehand.

Auctioneer: and will anyone match Liu Qingge's bid?

Binghe: I WILL!

Auctioneer: ...you already have a date. Someone spent a lot of money on you

Binghe: FUCK

Liu Qingge and Shen Yuan have their (totally platonic) date at a nice restaurant with a dress code and Shen Yuan teasingly says Liu-di looks good out of sportswear too. Liu Qingge blushes and they have their regular one sided conversations where Shen Yuan blabs and Liu Qingge listens while giving one word every five minutes.

In comes Luo Binghe with a steel chair

Binghe: wow, yuan-ge, we chose the same restaurant for our dates!

Binghes date: no we didn't, I wanted to go somewhere else!

Binghe ignoring her and pulling up a chair at Shen Yuan and Liu Qingge's table: how about we all dine together? Great :) Yuan-ge, there's something on your face let me get that for you...

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all 4 svsss books in 11 words, a nutshell if you will

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People talk about how the POV in SVSSS is everything and I am personally obsessed with the idea of being a Bai Zhan peak disciple. Like imagine it.

Your teacher, who’s a certified badass, whose idea of a lesson plan is kicking the shit out of you, suffers a mild health emergency. Afterwards he becomes friends with the guy he hates??? The guy you ALL hate??? The guy seems to have had a Phineas Gage -esque personality switch so that’s not even the weirdest part of the situation. Your teacher is suddenly bringing him monster parts and having him over for tea and chucking you off a mountain if he asks. This continues for YEARS until the guy your teacher likes literally explodes himself in front of the entire student body. Then the exploded guy’s disciple comes back from the dead as a DEMON, takes over a peak you have a rivalry with, and kidnaps the guy who’s responsible for bandaging you up when you get hurt (which is often). THEN, your teacher, badass of all badasses, fights this demon every day for five years. He LOSES every day for five years. When you ask why, it turns out he’s after the other teacher’s corpse. Which the demon won’t let your teacher have. Some of the students think this is romantic. You’re here to kill monsters and Do Not Care, but are concerned for your teacher.

Then the exploded guy comes back to life, and after a quick stint of the world looking like it was going to end, marries the demon who took his corpse captive. He completely snubs your teacher. They STILL have tea with each every other week. The demon is not invited but shows up anyway. Your teacher still regularly throws you off a mountain.

Bai Zhan peak disciples really had the shortest and weirdest end of that particular stick.

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wei qingwei is probably like the idol of all the bai zhan disciples. like youre an impressionable teenager full of endorphins as you go to the famed peak to get your sword and you hear the jarring yet battle-music-like melody of hammers hitting iron and with blood pumping through your veins singing the same tune you see a veritable god wearing like maybe 2 layer of robes bc its so sweltering in the forges pulling out a beautiful sword from a bucket of water and swinging it around with an insouciant grace that you've only seen shen qingqiu have before. the water droplets frame his ruggedly handsome face and he flashes a rougish grin as he apologises for forgetting about the newest batch of disciples coming to collect their sword. are you telling me that the bai zhan disciples that saw this guy that can probably rival their own shizun in terms of buffness with the rough-edged beauty that they see in their own peak and did not go home with their first crush? the dormitories of bai zhan have messily drawn portraits of wei qingwei stuck on the wall like girls with their kpop idols and the baizhan disciples sometimes negotiate a truce with qing jing where they dont attack in exchange for beautifully drawn portraits of wei qingwei. theres a black market and shang qinghua is the kingpin (a guy has gotta make money)

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Yknow what niche sv fanfics I fucking love? All the peak lords as disciples who are ride or die for each other. And I mean all of them thank you very much.

If anyone has recs, then PLEASE

Anyways, here's one dysfunctional and stupid family for you <3

Shen Yuan is the beast taming head disciple, and Mu Qingfang is just a deadass tired med student leave him alone.

And Wei Qingweiiiiiiii I want to make a whole character ref sheet for this dude and he doesn't have any business being a favourite of mine. Bro is the only peak lord that doesn't have a character description in the glossary. Btw if anyone knows what the Wei in Qingwei is pls tell meeee

Just pretend Shen Jiu got rescued early bc of Shen Yuan/Shang Qinghua's influence or smt idk. Pls don't don't follow your nighmares A-Jiu! You only got into this mess coz you did buddy TUT

Rip Yue Qingyuan this is my first time attempting to draw him and it just wasn't working out so I turned him around.

Recs bc I don't gatekeep>>

Shen shixiong by Ourliazo

Dark clouds by Invidia_envy

Close to you by Aledono

For a better day by Midnight_illusi0n

Predator and prey by Cheesie13

Black crow by Zypll

If I knew it all then (would you do it again) by Zypll

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shen yuan whenever binghe makes food

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Luo Binghe is a weird possessive freak of a man who definitely tortured a lot of people and ruined the lives of many more people

Lucky for him his Shizun is into freaks who are named Luo Binghe and he's allowed to do whatever he wants because Mommy said so

Luo Binghe when stopped by anyone when he's on Cang Qiong both when pre-immortal alliance conference and post canon:

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shizun, won't you let me put you in a saw trap? pretty please? 🥺🙏

based off this

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Luo Binghe designed by the Creator of this universe (airplane) to be a badass man of everyone's dream acts like a pathetic cry baby loser for his beloved's attention while Shen Yuan an actual pathetic troll pretends to be a badass untouchable tsundere to artificially create coolness he'd never have. They create a perfect loop of mutually beneficial deception and that's why I think bingqiu are perfect for each other. Truly a superior ship.

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You know how fics will have SY/SJ show up and be like “yeah that’s my bro, we were separated as children [aggressive eye contact at YQY]” with the full expectation that he’ll play along

Can you imagine the inverse happening though?

Idk maybe SY transmigrates into Xuan Su or something and cultivates a form to Advance the Plot. Suddenly a YQY clone shows up, wearing the same kindly face but dripping with sarcasm, claiming they’re brothers?

Shen Jiu would nearly Qi deviate at the first “ge” from Shen yuan’s mouth. He would be stalking Qiong ding peak to try to uncover whatever scheme this is before yqy is taken advantage of. LBH avoids his fate simplicity because SQQ is too busy stewing in jealousy, fury, and self loathing at the audacity of being replaced by some doppelgänger.

(There’s the secret fourth emotion at suddenly seeing two YQY’s who are just so comfortable with physical touch…)

It wouldn’t take long for SQQ to try to corner yqy to bully the truth out of him, only for SY to intercept at every step because he’s all too aware of YQY’s weak spot for this man. Meanwhile airplane is having a heart attack because WHOMST THE FUCK is that?? He didn’t authorize this Mary Stu shit?!! (When he discovers its peerlesscucumber he 100% thinks they’ve transmigrated into his self insert fic of pidw)

No one is having a good time except maybe LQG who suddenly has a new free shixiong to sniff around.