I'm smart as fuck, they be talkin' like I'm the dumbest But I know what they want from me, dollars, lotta stock in me
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permancnt :
“ patronizing ?? you say that as if being condescending is a turn on of yours. ”
“oh, god... i hope you are nicer than this when intoxicated. you are killin’ my vibe.”
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permancnt :
she has to word this carefully, “ uh —- have you seen anyone cute around here yet ?? yaknow someone that could help me get the edge off ?? ”
“you have to give me more than just ‘anyone cute’ -- have you got a type? cute guys? girls? both? i can become nadia the cupid if you want a hot hookup with a shirtless guy, but i will have to be the girl in the other case. i find myself pretty enough.”
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hcadlights :
“honestly complaining will get you nowhere since you can’t just make a run of it. or wait, can we? at least an attempt? eh, i don’t think we’ll make it. why exactly did you get sent here? can i ask or is it too personal? the wolf area. already claiming this patch, huh? i see, kinda clever. i’ll join until i can find a brea area.”
“i feel like they expect us to make a run for it so that would be a waste of our time, rather than theirs. i will just chill in the wolf area and hope this goes by quickly... brea? it reminds me of beer, which really makes me feel like i am falling in love. we should find you a spot near some beers, in this case.”
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redrcsed :
“three steps into this stupid camp and i’d rather already be dead.”
“that hard already? at least it is aesthetically pleasing when you love the outdoors...”
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dngerprone :
WOLF.
❝ eehh… i’m pretty sure i could go without, though i suppose a familiar face is gonna make the transition a whole lot easier. pretty concerned as to what’s goin’ on at home though, might jus’ wind up HOMELESS if dad’s left in charge of the finances. ❞
“babygirl... why don’t you think on the bright side? we can at least pretend to be normal. let’s worry about the possibility of being homeless on the way back, and even then, we know we can always find a way to get it back -- like always.”
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“well... that was somehow unrealistic, don’t you think? at least it is not all around the camp. let’s stay away from that dodgy looking river near the entrance...”
“ was it wrong of me to hope that a camp in the middle of nowhere might not actually smell like shit ? ”
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jaxrivcra :
“ 1a - you ? … true, but not without guides and a talking map. without those she’s pretty much like iron man without the suit. ”
“bro... i can’t believe i am roommates with someone who compared dora to iron man. i hope you are not this sympathetic every day.”
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"this camp has the best lake -- am i allowed to just stay out tanning all day long?”
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permancnt :
“ would i be ASKING if you DID ?? ”
“i’m proud then! you’re feisty, babe... but look into my eyes and you can clearly see that i’m high. are you going to be patronising?”
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jaxrivcra :
“ of course i found my way i mean - who do you take me for ? dora the explorer ? you got that part right though. you should probably start looking or sleep outside - your choice. ”
“so what cabin are you in, dora the explorer? and you know, dora always finds the location in the end... your comparison is flawed, mate.”
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permancnt :
“ wait, you’re high right now ?? ”
“i hope i don’t look high...”
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“wouldn't you rather be here with your big bro? full minute older than you and ready to make your summer amazing?”
❝ this is absolute BULLSHIT, —— d’ya know how much business i could be tendin’ to back home ? the amount of money i’m missin’ out on is ridiculous. you get busted one time and you’re suddenly shipped off ‘ta some form of prison that features canoes and late night swimming. swear ‘ta fucking god that P R I S O N was more redeemable than this. ❞
#wolf speaks#willow#HE HATES IT HERE BUT ACTS LIKE HE DOESNT CARE IN FRONT OF HER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE WOLF
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permancnt :
“ i mean —– what’re ya offering ?? ”
“girlie, if you are willing to be my supply then the easier question is: what am i not offering? spoiler alert: not much.”
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hcadlights :
“i think they meant for us to get lost, honestly. kind of like our first punishment for ending up here? i wouldn’t be surprised if out of nowhere sergeants started showing up.. it’s exactly what this place needs for it to be even more intolerable. – go ahead. might be the only thing to do around here, who knows?”
“i know i am being very negative since the moment i got here but knowing i have no way out, i hope it doesn’t suck that much. i clearly got problems with the authoritative figures i’ve come across if i am forced to attend this weird place. feel free to join the wolf area by the grass -- an animal in its natural habitat.”
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gloriifiedthem :
NADIA.
“ i’m hurt that you think i could leave you to fend for yourself. cabin 5b is gonna become your second home for the summer… as long as they don’t question why i have so many mouthwash bottles and weird smelling hair products. ”
“sometimes i forget you have a heart, angel! don’t take it personally. i can’t wait to join the 5b gang, so please make sure you save half of your bed for me... we can say we are an old married couple and as the supportive male, you are willing to stock my products. you can never have too many mouthwashes, can you?”
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hcadlights :
“i got you covered. kinda didn’t expect there to be a bar anywhere near here so i snuck in a little bit of vodka in my water bottles.”
“i feel like for the first time in years i’m finding good friends... maybe this camp isn’t so bad. we need a good spot to drink because i feel like we won’t be allowed out in the open.”
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hcadlights :
“could’ve been worse, you know. just be glad you actually found your way. i feel you though, i’m a dumbass when it comes to directions. and honestly, did you really expect a good map from a place like this?”
“i expect a serjeant pointing towards the cabins, showing our names and using military hours... and if you think about it, at least that way we would know how to get around. at this point, i just feel disappointed with myself. i feel like sitting on the grass and staying here.”
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