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forever and always, my darling leo <3
requested by gappychino
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@leonardodespacito
Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL
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@leonardodespacito trust the gorton’s fisherman
IG: Soosh
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Grant me the brain juices oh mighty word wafer...
Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
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@leonardodespacito You get
Chicken Tenders and Fries
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Here’s the big question, though: who gets to be who?
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No arguments here, Mr. Kitteh! Buenos nachos.
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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-___- What a bunch of sewage-steeped Cheez Whiz vultures...
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There is a website called www.photosugar.com that is posting entire blogs, usernames and all on their website, mirroring them if you will. You can type in your username as shown on Tumblr, Instagram, or Twitter and your blog/account may show up. You can remove your accounts/blogs at www.photosugar.com/remove. My blog was on there. This website is trying to collect ad revenue with our clicks. I am going to report this website to its webmaster whenever I get off work. It may not help much but at least this may scare the asshats running this website into deleting it themselves.
If anyone else wants to beat me to it then you can obtain the email to this websites web master by going to whois. Type in the url and you can see when this site was created, the email address to its webmaster and everything.
@shwtlee2reylo @roxannepolice @sanctuarytrin @sansacat @jjsnrk @skylersolo @darcyfitz @dvrkrey @daxwashere @stefani-germanotta @contains-reylo @1captainswan1 check your blogs, it’s most likely there.
Thanks to @Iordehellebore for their post about this.
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Really, Edible Arrangements? You couldn't have come up with a better name for your newest confections than "edible® Donuts"? Talk about setting the bar low! Were previous iterations of your new confections made from ground-up PA Turnpike medians, janitorial vomit sawdust and rainbow uranium sprinkles? How many executive board meetings were required to figure out how to make donuts that also happen to be edible? My curiosity is oh so incredible piqued...
#edible arrangements#arrange me some creative copywriting#and throw some confetti on top while you're at it!
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Are fans of Korn called Niblets? Maybe Korn nuts? I don’t know... seems like they could have had some fun with that. They could have even forged a partnership with Green Giant to create specialty produce like “Steamed Leek on a Leash,” “Falling Away From Peas” or “Y’All Want A Salad” with tangy A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Salad) dressing.
#korn#niblets#korn nuts#all day i dream about salad#or what about spike in my beans?#it is after all the musical fruit!#i'll shut up now#shallots and lentils#make me brussels sprouts
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a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude
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