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All hail the Pumpkin King! 🕸🎃 #nightmarebeforechristmas #nightmarebeforechristmasparty #kodaturns4

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Her voice had all sorts of sounds in it — the flow of water against rock, an acorn shaken in its shell, a bird asking for morning. Her voice wasn’t loud, but he heard it throughout his body.

Mr. Fox, Helen Oyeyemi (via sir-orfeo)

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Me: what if this person is going to abandon me? How do i know they wont leave me?

bpd: i propose an experiment

Me: ???

bpd: say hateful things to them and see what happens :)

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About to disappear for a month or 12

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hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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me: *excitedly tells friend something*

friend: ahh nice

me: Enthusiasm deficiency of 8.7376% detected. If you hate me so much just say so

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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I have never seen grape ice cream.

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top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

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my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

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