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Reason 2 my kids will need therapy...they watched the movie IT. #pennywise #it
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Reason 1 my kids need therapy.
My 5th grader didn't want to go to meet the teachers he's been hoping for all summer. Gee, i wonder why he wants her so bad i think to myself.
So, I take my 4th and 1st grader to meet the teachers and stop at the 5th graders class to meet the prettiest 5th grade teacher I've ever seen. I can see now why he longed for her.
I let her know my son won't be there . tonight, but what desk should I put his school supplies in.
Mrs. Pretty: Oh, just pick an open desk with out a name tag, and put his stuff in there and then his name on the name tag in top of the desk.
World's meanest mom (WMM): oh, ok. Sooooo....is there a girl named holly in his class? (The most prettiest, popular girl in 5th grade all the boys are swoonimg over!)
Mrs. Pretty: yes, she is right there in the desks with joanna and grace.
WMM notices an open desk in the group of 5 desks directly in front face to face set up with holly.
WMM puts all his stuff in that desk with all the girls.
WMM fills out his name tag....
Soysee Magoo Face Lover Boy.
Mom 1 5th grader 0.
#momwin
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