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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!
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service industry is crazy they’ll be like nooo don’t call in sick just because you’re extremely sick and contagious, it’s the end of the world if you don’t come in and people will die. and your job is giving people pasta carbonara. you’ll live
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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
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Here’s the pixel sprites I’ve made of HMS, wanted to post them separately outside of a video
I’d absolutely love to make a game, but unfortunately I have no clue how!
Sooo, down the line I might do something else with them :]

Fun fact, I’ve made multiple different face expressions for each of them, along with talking sprites as well
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hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck


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Oh my god i almost forgot to post piglet in the throes of Treats Madness. Look how big his tail gets this is pure excitement to get a delicious yummy
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I posted this video on all my socials, where I’m being cheeky about how “I bet you’ve never played this NES game before” since I made this nes game, and it’s not out yet, so you can’t have played it.
On most platforms the replies are pretty normal.
But on Facebook I’ve had several people insist that they played this game all the time when they were a kid in the 80s, and that I’m an absolute fool for assuming that they haven’t played it. I really can not figure out why they’d lie about this.
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guys i don’t think every piece of media needs to have toxic yaoi in it. or yaoi at all for that matter. i think we need to put toxic yaoi up on the shelf for right now actually
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you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything
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i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)
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i saved my train ticket to my phone but it didn't work when i tried to scan it so i took it to the staff on duty and they were like. are you sure that's the right image. and i looked down and my screen was open on this

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in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.
they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)
but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.
to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.
everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.
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You should all be grateful for my beautiful demure kind and careful silence on the matter
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hey! donate to uk trans charities today because it’s gonna be a rough one
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