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uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row
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How Marvel thinks teens talk: Oh crud, this is sooooo not #woke
How teens actually talk: Gun to your head would you rather fuck Piccolo or Vegeta
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reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows
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i hate incorrect quotes they're all so fucking (pauses because i realize how stupid what im about to say is but can't think of anything else to say) incorrect.
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tearing apart his prefab hamburger meat as if it was meat and he was a lion and the meat was a freshly killed gazelle and he was the king of the fucking savannah
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