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Time for our Lord and Saviour JANET to save the season!!!!!!

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WE ARE GETTING A CRACKHEAD IM-

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The ONLY thing Big Brother has over Survivor is that there is always a clear tag to use. Another season of survivor means another 27 tags I have to memorize

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michelle meyer may have played 3d chess by calling out paulie during her speech to force production’s hand but tonight kathryn dunn played 4d chess by casting an eviction vote for someone not even on the block to force production’s hand

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I just sat back, thinking about the delicious snacc that was bb18 and you know what y'all......we need a meech this season. Michelle outsmarted production, you guys. Probably made one of the most genuis lowkey moves in history like meech felt that production saw paulie as The One and was probably editing him as the golden, mastermind, comp beat without showing casuals how ugly he is.

So what does she do?? during her eviction speech, she dedicated it to natalie and apologized to her for all the disgusting things paulie said towards her. AND BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT, production had no choice but to show how paulie treated natalie and had to change their whole narrative on him by showing his true self rather than an edited version.

WE NEED A MEECH THIS SEASON.

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Julie: Please cast your vote to evict

HG: Ovi

Julie: Thank you!

HG: Shoutout to my mom, my dad, my dog, my 3 cats, and my neighbors. Happy Fourth of July to all of the troops of this great nation. Happy birthday to my cousin Amanda and to my goldfish. I miss you guys so much. Thanks for the memories! #44! Newsies on Broadway! Bye! Adios!

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Rick: “ I kind of thought you would give me the other half of the idol back :)””

David, knowing damn well that Rick doesn’t want to work with him:

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Victoria: H-

Me:

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and that is absolutely that on that

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If Wentworth does anything less than win Edge of Extinction I’ll light myself on fire

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Don’t THINK I didn’t clock Aubrey’s two different idol buffs. Sis is gunna steamroll premerge and you can count on that gays

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“This has become a common theme…Allison, how does it feel to constantly be told to go fuck yourself?”

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“The inconvenient truth is that, in modern Survivor, a season with a male winner tells the story of how he won (Tony, Tyson, Cochran, Boston Rob…) while a season with a female winner tells the story of how a man lost.”

— Miss Sarah Freeman spilling tea on the portrayal of women on Survivor 

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Michael after winning just one challenge

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Angelina: Me negotiating the rice is NOT a big deal you guys. Don’t mention it. Happy to do it :)

Literally anyone: Hi

Angelina: I negotiated everything I had for you. Without me you’d be dead. Do you know that you are in-debt to me for life? Do you know that, you dumb fucking piece of shit? Huh?

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in life you ever sometimes feel like mike from survivor dvg? not doing anything.. useless and gay… just kind of there

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Christian’s girlfriend is going to dominate Survivor: Blood vs Water 3 btw