jonathan/johnny | they/them | 19, white, tme, autistic | fallen london blog @vulpine-gentleman art blog @surrender-art | i'm a lesbian this is integral to my post comprehension | i love horror and movies and horror movies! i tag horror stuff as "#horror tag" | DNI if you're a terf, transmed, or actually call yourself a "proshipper" or whatever. go read a book or touch grass or something.
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they should invent a special new pulitzer prize for any journalist who manages to cover the trump presidency without doing this:
they could make it award one billion dollars and not worry becuase they would simply never have to pay it out
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original thread by @pukicho and several other users
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Ball gown, Au Bon Marché (1905-1906)
via Museum für Kunst & Gewerbe Hamburg
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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that
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oh my god everyone was right about the amy's baking company episode of kitchen nightmares THIS IS CRAZY
#yes this is what ive been watching while drawing lately. i moved up to this episode cause ive heard it mentioned again and again#oh my god.#i speak
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yo mr white this is where i make potato knishes bitch
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whenever i refresh the dash and there's no new posts i feel like one of those boomers sitting at a slot machine
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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me: i dont like gangnam style
you: yeah me nei-
me: PSY-ch!
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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)
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i need to watch a fucked up movie today...
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hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:
for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

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are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon
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