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fallen london is so fun yesterday i died on purpose

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incredible updates regarding mohamed al manasra's campaign:

mohamed's gofundme page is finally back online after weeks of a technicality preventing him from initiating transfers! please donate and share as widely as possible! family and friend group chats, phone calls, and emails are some of the best ways to get eyes on this campaign!

another update: mohamed's wife, manal, now has an ally at al-shifa hospital who is willing to vouch for her at the border crossing so that she can get into egypt for proper cancer treatment. this is miraculous news, and hugely increases chances of survival for the entire family. manal's friend at al-shifa predicts that he will be able to move manal out of gaza within a month (around the 2025 new year). it is now more important than ever that mohamed's campaign circulate as far as possible. we need these donations to make sure mohamed, manal, and all three of their children can make it past the rafah crossing. the stars have aligned for this family, and it is now our job to get them the funds they need to escape the gaza strip. here are alternative app links that go directly to mohamed's fundraiser organizer. we believe that a diversity of platform options is our smartest strategy going forward, so mohamed may still collect donations when one platform stalls or fails:

cashapp link (for americans)

venmo link (for americans - please do not indicate anything having to do with palestine in description)

paypal link (note: people have been having issues with this link and it’s not clear if it’s just a general issue with paypal or not. i’m leaving it up for now but thankfully the GFM is working again anyway)

mohamed’s fundraiser is vetted #192 here! please help my dear friend. god bless you who are generous and brave for this family that i love so much.

tagging for reach: @transmutationisms @anneemay @determinate-negation @shivroy @teethburied @schoolhater

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ahmed's account has been shadowbanned again please support his campaign

number 161 on el-shab-hussein and nabulsi's spreadsheet

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Greetings Fallen London Community

(Censustaker Cameo by @waterlogged-detective )

I am once again asking you all to please take my Census

The Nosy Censustaker has returned with a new, improved, and streamlined census. I received quite a bit of feedback on the first couple, and the biggest hurdle was collating freeform data in a way that was quantifiable. Therefore, I have put great effort into refining the census into something streamlined, thorough, organized, and accessible.

Additionally, a Summary of Respondants has been helpfully collated by the Taciturn Tiger!

Now, data collected by the Censustaker can be viewed easily, allowing us all to see the wide range of ways we create within, and interact with, the world of Fallen London.

As with before, this Census is in-character, and I welcome responses from characters without in-game accounts.

The data I'm hoping to collect is about the ways that creators and characters interpret and interact with the setting, less about how optomised the playerbase is in regards to gameplay.

And on that note, feel free to share it on platforms outside of tumblr. I am hoping to exceed my original dataset of 301 responses, I'd really like to take a close look at the population that lives and breathes in our sunken city.

(If i can find a way to do so, I may find even find a way to publish a volume of individual responses, but we'll see how this goes first.)

The Census will remain open for responses until January 1st, 2025 1899⁵

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airplanes should play videos of meat processing basically nonstop with no means of volume control or turning off the screen

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variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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i think the cloistered diatomist can be interpreted as autistic, like with his very focused passion for a niche odd thing, but also because of how hes treated by others. your character pursues him because hes seen as an oddity with his reclusiveness, like he's being taken out of his comfort zone by someone he trusts, but only for others to see how strange he is

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bro last night was a straight-to-DVD movie

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sodom and garfunkel

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A snail just attacked the pixie village

🧚‍♀️ gladeguardian Follow

WE’RE FUCKED

89,613,780 spores

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Scientists still don't know how toys get to the store

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All bald people know each other

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Nour needs your help💔💔

She is sick with an open heart and needs winter clothes and treatment

She doesn't want to die from cold and rain and next winter in cold tents 💔🥹

Really she needs your help 🙏🙏

https://www.gofundme.com/f/4qzqg-help-a-family-from-gaza

https://www.gofundme.com/f/4qzqg-help-a-family-from-gaza

Vetted by: @el-shab-hussein @90-ghost

@sar-soor

Please donate to noor💔

https://www.gofundme.com/f/4qzqg-help-a-family-from-gaza

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bongs look like something from the fantastic planet in fantastic planet 1973

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I was promised nerdy loser Fandom obsessed freaks but you're all like beautiful women with multiple degrees and a circle of friends