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How to feel like a person?

dont live with your mom

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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

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we talk a lot about sex positive asexuals on this site but i never see much discussion about sex repulsed allosexuals. if you find people attractive yet can't enjoy sex for whatever reason, i wish you a happy comfortable life. you're not broken or missing anything. i love you.

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if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me

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Sometimes being in environmental law means that your schedule for the afternoon gets completely thrown because a colleague standing the middle of some woods calls to tell you that there’s gunk in the stream and it smells bad.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you start nitpicking the metaphor, neurotypical people interpret it as you disagreeing with the point that they're making. If someone says "there's no more reason to do that to a child than there'd be reason to do that to a horse", and you go "actually, in extremely rare singular case circumstances, it's okay to do that to a horse", they assume that you also mean that there are extremely rare singular case circumstances where you think it' be ok to do that to a child.

They interpret you nitpicking the way they worded what they say as you disagreeing with what they're saying.

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This was the strange thing about time, or maybe it was perspective: you could slant drama into comedy, or the other way around. I’m sure my brother had taught me that. Also, two things could be true at once: something could be funny and sad. I’m sure novels had taught me that.

— First Time, Long Time, Amy Silverberg

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Cishet alloaro men are queer, actually

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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I feel unreal unhinged unearth

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Can they PLEASE offer kitchen appliances in 8 glamorous colors to choose from again

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brave and loyal knight want a treat

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This site: What the fuck is with all these animated shows getting terrible live-action remakes? We should start remaking live action media as cartoons to balance the scales.

The monkey's paw: *curls one finger*

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okay i'm 3/4ths asleep but suddenly struck with curiosity. i've always assumed nobody actually uses both shift keys. is this the case

i only ever use the right shift key no matter how awkwardly that makes the rest of my fingers stretch. what about u guys.

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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"Sure, some people will lose some rights and privacy, but at least we're protecting the kids!"

When I was 14, I used to carry a flashdrive with TOR on it to bypass the school's internet safety filters so I could get on Facebook and play flash games. Kids are smarter than you want to think. You aren't protecting shit.