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made a playlist for bae (:

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Chartreuse is green not pink!

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

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During class one of the boys silently slid their calculator over to me and this is what I saw.

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I'm the guy that yells "WHAT?!" in the first three seconds.

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the new star wars looks so good

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In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

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me in the morning: i am so tired and exhausted, i can’t do today, this is too much…

me at 5:25 am the night before: 

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This is performance art

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Moseby has lost it…

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How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

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idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

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